eh ?
whats in it ?
religion and politics
yea ?
yesterday night rocked like fuck ...
zinkin why
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eh ?
whats in it ?
religion and politics
yea ?
yesterday night rocked like fuck ...
zinkin why
no, since the only thing you can believe in a newspaper is the date.
Sometimes. If I'm bored at work during break and I have a paper I will read it.
Otherwise, no.
Not really.
Only when I wait my turn to cut my hair...
What else are you supposed to do with a newspaper?
Papers are pretty much dead. The net provides a lot more and in real time. However I like to read local ads with sales, promos, etc. Newspapers need to start being more oriented towards local content. Global stuff can be found elsewhere (internet and radio mostly, plus some TV).
Wipe your arse with it. Wrap your fish and chips in it, innit. Make a scrapbook of your reportage for murdering prostitutes with it. Cut your favourite words out and make yourself a poison-pen letter with it. Give yourself ink poisoning with it. Sculpt a papier-mache effigy of Simon Cowell out of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
And so on.
I see your watching Britains got talent then chalice :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceWipe your arse with it. Wrap your fish and chips in it, innit. Make a scrapbook of your reportage for murdering prostitutes with it. Cut your favourite words out and make yourself a poison-pen letter with it. Give yourself ink poisoning with it. Sculpt a papier-mache effigy of Simon Cowell out of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
And so on.
I once used my firms phone list to wipe my arse in a hotel in Algeria because of the lack of andrex :ermm:
I am sure you use it for that purpose, after that you clean your hands and face when you eat...Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceWipe your arse with it. Wrap your fish and chips in it, innit. Make a scrapbook of your reportage for murdering prostitutes with it. Cut your favourite words out and make yourself a poison-pen letter with it. Give yourself ink poisoning with it. Sculpt a papier-mache effigy of Simon Cowell out of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
And so on.