Stuttering Freak Brother Update No.72

Previously on stuttering freak brother update we learned how, despite my best efforts, the enfant terrible went about his dastardly and profoundly stupid deeds. Violence, institutional impotence, speech impediments and brainlessness figured largely in our expanding chronicle. Last we saw him, the miscreant had imposed criminal damage unto his ankle tag and had jollied off into the night; stammering something about liberty.

This liberty was short-lived. He was summarily apprehended in possession of a screwdriver with intent, and was invited to complete the remainder of his commission, tax free, with visits once a week. Things were mercifully quiet until he extracted the eyeball of another inmate with a pool cue. The case is pending. As is the armed robbery charge I mentioned a while hence.

He has since been released into the custody of my mother, and has since snipped off the ankle tag once more and presented himself for psychological analysis, telling them that he wants to kill a priest. (Kill a priest, that's my favourite thing he's ever come off with). This lasted two fucking days. One of the nurses caught him with ganja. Violence and stuttering ensued, and he vanished into a convenient hedge.

Last I heard he threatening to kill himself if my mother didn't give him money for cigarettes.

Just goes to show the kind of psychological damage that comes from having a midget brother.

Edit: Is this s'posed to be for real? This is technically "news" and not an update for me

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Originally Posted by chavis

Last I heard he threatening to kill himself if my mother didn't give him money for cigarettes.

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Does he also threaten getting fat when your mother doesn't allow him to have a second piece of pie?

He's not a midget. He's a stuttering freak psychopath.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by chavis

Last I heard he threatening to kill himself if my mother didn't give him money for cigarettes.

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Does he also threaten getting fat when your mother doesn't allow him to have a second piece of pie?

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It's my mother we're talking about here. The first time she saw pie was when I showed her a picture of it.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Edit: Is this s'posed to be for real? This is technically "news" and not an update for me

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All too real, I'm afraid.

this just makes me wonder all the more about how you turned out normal.

Normal! chavis! Really?

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

this just makes me wonder all the more about how you turned out normal.

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Normal is relative.

Your relative isn't.