4 points on my driving license
So I happen to be driving through Texas and got pulled over by Texan highway patrol. He didn't say anything, just took my license and came back and said I have an infraction worth 4 points. I didn't even get the, "you know why I pulled you over, son" introduction. Well, since he was a patrolman of few words due to his limited capacity to generate them, I inquired what exactly I did wrong. He bent down, spit on his boot and polished it with his jizz rag, removed his funny looking hat and said, "I was watching the way you drive, and I just don't like it".
You know, I've had OK experiences with some city cops, none but 1 sheriff, and never with highway patrol. What is it with Texan highway patrol anyway?
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chavis
That was me.
I doubt it, I imagine you don't have the reservation to keep your jizz contained on fabric
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chavis
That was me.
Hard to believe since I don't remember mjmacky mentioning that the officer used the word "cunt".
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mjmacky
What is it with Texan highway patrol anyway?
I imagine you were giving off that "I'm working on a PhD" vibe in an area where they would pronounce the initials as a word. :mellow:
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Maybe it was a case of, "I noticed you're not from Texas, and I just don't like it".
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Since hijacking threads it de rigueur here in the lounge......
Hey Alien5! It's been a long time. Nice to hear from you :)
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Hey kallieb :wave: thank you, i have been reading your posts, not just your posts but everyone's :lol: i just haven't been able to login for a while.
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megabyteme
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mjmacky
What is it with Texan highway patrol anyway?
I imagine you were giving off that "I'm working on a PhD" vibe in an area where they would pronounce the initials as a word. :mellow:
You mean he had the intellect of Elmer "Fudd"?
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megabyteme
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mjmacky
What is it with Texan highway patrol anyway?
I imagine you were giving off that "I'm working on a PhD" vibe in an area where they would pronounce the initials as a word. :mellow:
Isn't this also the home of the double banger first name (bobby-sue, jim-bob) and cow tipping ?
