involving slightly chubby but still hawt teen girls, a sex accident resulting in blood, my third experience with cocaine and also, Gillette shaving cream ...as soon as i can be bothered to type it up :eyebrows:
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involving slightly chubby but still hawt teen girls, a sex accident resulting in blood, my third experience with cocaine and also, Gillette shaving cream ...as soon as i can be bothered to type it up :eyebrows:
I bet... he cut himself shaving whilst high on coke, having a trip about what the teenage girls down the street would like to do to him.
Taking down the drapes on a FUPA can easily lead to these kinds of accidents, what with all the folds. No speculation as to what role cocaine played, but it's always sort of an accessory variable; thus not typically relevant to the main story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Oh! I see, he was trying to make himself look like a teenager again. So that's how the teenager angle got in there. I have to say Mulder, it'd be easier and less painful to make yourself look like a teen boy, the whole cutting so deep that you end up looking like a 'hawt teen girl' thing, isn't going to work. It does explain the blood though.
I want some cocaine that makes you trip.
in other news, mulder already shaves all of his body hair before he goes out into the world, so the shaving must have been of the teenage girls.
interesting :eyebrows:
He probably nicked a flap or a fupa in his coke-fuelled depilatory frenzy and then cunningly explained the resultant blood as her being 'wet to the macs lol'.
You can get away with that as wiminz never look at their lady garden during secks :smilie4:
Oh.
and pics plz
I implied precisely the same thing, are you pointing this out since most of what I post gets generally ignored?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Is that not what it does then?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I honestly don't know.
Far from it. I'm sure I speak for the rest of the people who live inside my computer when I say that we await your posts with bated breath whilst precariously perched at the very edge of our seats.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI implied precisely the same thing, are you pointing this out since most of what I post gets generally ignored?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Nah, I thought priapism meant when your cawk exploded, but just before I hit alt+s, I checked it out and then had to delete the entire thing when it didn't :dabs:
Your post wasn't there when I naively started out in this thread.
It's amphetamines for people with too much money.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahIs that not what it does then?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I honestly don't know.
Lots of running around and acting like a cawk for 45 mins and then you have to spend £50 on another gram or you go home and cry.
It's rubbish, really. Unless you snort it off a hooker's arse.
Apparently.