Manky, available for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs and ritual castrations

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Are you telling me that you're available or announcing my availability to the herd :unsure:

She's commenting upon how she thinks what you have done is ritually castrated me manker.

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Originally Posted by manker

Are you telling me that you're available or announcing my availability to the herd :unsure:

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Either :naughty:

Let's mix and match, miss available.
I'll lie down in my clown costume and you can dance upon my prone form for the amusement of small children.

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Originally Posted by manker

Let's mix and match, miss available.
I'll lie down in my clown costume and you can dance upon my prone form for the amusement of small children.

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You know many ways to scare the bejeezus out of children.

Who's birthday again?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

Let's mix and match, miss available.
I'll lie down in my clown costume and you can dance upon my prone form for the amusement of small children.

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You know many ways to scare the bejeezus out of children.

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I thought it would be a bit of a jape and they'd larf.

How could you possibly know that it would scare them.
Unless ... .

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Originally Posted by manker

Let's mix and match, miss available.
I'll lie down in my clown costume and you can dance upon my prone form for the amusement of small children.

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Oy oy oy!

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

Let's mix and match, miss available.
I'll lie down in my clown costume and you can dance upon my prone form for the amusement of small children.

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Oy oy oy!

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idk about the macarena, it's a bit stampy :ermm: