Damn it, I so wanna have sex with a beautiful woman now

I so wanna have sex with a beautiful woman now. It's so depressing knowing that other people can get laid, but I can't. And I really don't want a prostitute. It's an unresolvable problem for me.
I want a beautiful woman.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I so wanna have sex with a beautiful woman now. It's so depressing knowing that other people can get laid, but I can't. And I really don't want a prostitute. It's an unresolvable problem for me.
I want a beautiful woman.

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You just couldn't roam the halls without having the wheel removed from your chair, could you? :pinch:

You could try starting with a very ugly woman, and work your way up. :smilie4:

I was just listening to this when I read your post:

Texas - The Greatest Hits (2004) [FLAC]\Disc 1of2\13 - Prayer For You.flac !!!

Coincidence ... I don't think so ... I think you're gonna score tonight!

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I so wanna have sex with a beautiful woman now. It's so depressing knowing that other people can get laid, but I can't. And I really don't want a prostitute. It's an unresolvable problem for me.
I want a beautiful woman.

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The saying 'a dead bird never leaves it's nest' spring to mind when I read this post.

So that's Oleg back to his old, abnormal self, then.

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I so wanna have sex with a beautiful woman now. It's so depressing knowing that other people can get laid, but I can't. And I really don't want a prostitute. It's an unresolvable problem for me.
I want a beautiful woman.

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The saying 'a dead bird never leaves it's nest' spring to mind when I read this post.

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Well. He never said he had anything against necrophilia, so that's a good tip.

:lol: ^

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Originally Posted by Disme

I was just listening to this when I read your post:

Texas - The Greatest Hits (2004) [FLAC]\Disc 1of2\13 - Prayer For You.flac !!!

Coincidence ... I don't think so ... I think you're gonna score tonight!

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I'm sure your well wishes are meant with teh love but from what I can gather from reading their PMs with secret mod powerz, this whole thread is a ruse by Oleg to make mbm jealous because he won't Skype with him any more.

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Originally Posted by Disme

I was just listening to this when I read your post:

Texas - The Greatest Hits (2004) [FLAC]\Disc 1of2\13 - Prayer For You.flac !!!

Coincidence ... I don't think so ... I think you're gonna score tonight!

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Disme, the flac audio track you were listening to, it wasn't perchance from pedro's by any chance was it? :blink:

Ffs here's a picture of what'shername's ass that was posted on the internet today.

Attachment 117210

Now pretend that you are married and go masturbate.

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Originally Posted by Snee

So that's Oleg back to his old, abnormal self, then.

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

The saying 'a dead bird never leaves it's nest' spring to mind when I read this post.

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Well. He never said he had anything against necrophilia, so that's a good tip.

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Meg has previously given Oleg some REALLY helpful advice about working his way up to good looking girls by dating the disadvantaged first (who knows they might even be grateful) but no, Oleg wants to start with the top shelf, whereas the way Meg put it someone shoved Oleg off the top shelf and he fell along way (from the skype conversations), so a beautiful woman is a bit of an unreasonable expectation without a large financial contribution. :blink: