The Endless Story of OlegL the spastic!

So, I had a sensational idea:

This is a megathread starring FST favourite ultra-mega-super-spastic OlegL. It now has its own story! To participate is easy, I'll start with no more than three - four sentences, and everyone else who posts after writes another three - four sentences, endlessly about the ultra-mega-super-spastic OlegL. Keep any other comments about its spasticness to other threads. So, to start:

One day, after failing all its classes (for the 69th time too, fuck me sideways) OlegL, being perpetually depressed, snorted 3 lines of nutmeg doused in DranO (it couldn't afford real drugs) and decided to (finally, after years and years and years) try its luck at its local brothel. Unbeknownst to it, its local brothel specialised in fat assed black bitches, and today was fried chicken and watermelon day! So off OlegL went, high as fuck, shaky as fuck, with only $6.90 in its pockets (and it was spare change too, the cheap spastic fuck). It sloped down the streets, trying in vain not to look at anyone, as its sheer spastic face would cause instant fucking manic seizures. It hesitatingly entered the dimly lit whorehouse, smelling fried chicken, black cuntflaps and crack . . . . . .

Spent 2 whole days with Hole69's mom, and came home with the clap, food poisoning, and $5. :idunno:

Four lines.

While I'm of the belief OlegL is a troll account still I don't do cruel.
Neither do I do crass.
The end.
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The above is dedicated to bad punctuation.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Neither do I do crass.

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I've tried most things, but I've never tried 'crass'. So, what is it like? Do you inject, snort or smoke it?

What sort of 'high' do you get from taking 'crass'?

Are there any 'crass' courses available?

Has OlegL ever taken 'crass', or any other recreational drugs?

Nutmeg doused in DranO isn't real drugs?

:ermm:

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Neither do I do crass.

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I've tried most things, but I've never tried 'crass'.

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Funny, for some reason I was thinking of that comment just some moments ago... perhaps I spend too much time here. :ermm:

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Originally Posted by anon

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

I've tried most things, but I've never tried 'crass'.

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Funny, for some reason I was thinking of that comment just some moments ago... perhaps I spend too much time here. :ermm:

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I think we all spend too much time here. OlegL definitely spends too much time here, which is a testament about his inability to pass any exams (if he spent more time studying instead of telling us his woes, he'd probably have 'A's by now).

Mind you, great minds tend to think alike, except for Chalice, who's great mind thinks on a completely different tangent to the rest of us great minds (thank god it does, as he brings a completely fresh perspective to any ongoing conversation).

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Originally Posted by DngrMs

meg doused in DranO

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And what have I ever done to you? :snooty:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by DngrMs

meg doused in DranO

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And what have I ever done to you? :snooty:

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Don't worry, in that context I only call it DranO because it tastes so strong, it will do your skin the world of good. Very few people have the privilege of a dousing, given my size that takes a fair bit of work. :pinch:

Just don't make me hideous like that Idol guy. :no::fear: