Some Kind Of Anniversary Is Coming up. What Gift Best Fits 20 Years Of Something

... Dead Flowers (weeds and they're ugly weeds) Or A Bow Wrapped ...
CAWK.


I think we'll make out, and I will end up being raped again. She reads the worst books to me while she rapes me. She drugs me with Xanax and wine, something cheap, because the Xanax do the trick. Sometimes, it is most likely me drugging myself.

I vaguely remember stories where the hero gently removes the tampon from the damsel's vagina; Ann Rice or the "50 Shades, like stories and then she sucks me until I bleed.

She piss on my balls, before it's all over and spits my cum on a picture of my dead mother.


True story.

Well, if she's 20 now, it's time to get rid of her. Especially if she spits...

Does doobs need a DP?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Does doobs need a DP?

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That's what's best about you, macky, always got a guy's back.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Does doobs need a DP?

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That's what's best about you, macky, always got a guy's back.

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Saying always would be unfair to those who actively try. I'm just an opportunistic hero with an opportunistic hero.

I need a slapped up bitch, a Hardtail, and road. Your mother never spits. Never.


-doobs

My mom never really gave me an official sex talk, but she did make an effort to pass on the following: (1) Practice opening condom wrappers and slipping the condoms on quickly; (2) don't forget the versatile nature of the mouth.

20 Marlboros, or an Icosahedron.

Donno anyway ..happy anniversary. ..

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

...I think we'll make out, and I will end up being raped again. She reads the worst books to me while she rapes me. She drugs me with Xanax and wine, something cheap, because the Xanax do the trick. Sometimes, it is most likely me drugging myself.

I vaguely remember stories where the hero gently removes the tampon from the damsel's vagina; Ann Rice or the "50 Shades, like stories and then she sucks me until I bleed.

She piss on my balls, before it's all over and spits my cum on a picture of my dead mother.


True story.

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Sounds strangely alluring...