is there a name for this?

for when you go for a banging shit at work or where ever, sit down only to have your nob inconveniently rub the front inside porcelain of the bowl, then get angry realizing that thousands of other nobs have touched that very same part of the toilet and find you are forced to manually hold your nob back so the porcelain grazing doesn't continue for the duration of your visit?

is there a common name for this? I google'd angry nob touching with no avail :eyebrows:

I think that's how you catch ghey. :fear:

but i just got rid of it! :kiss:

Obviously a problem only shared with our more - ahem - well-endowed members. Go run around in the snow first, that might help mitigate things.

So let me get this straight, you had to explain to the mrs how you got shit on your nob after leaving the mens toilets and that's the best you could come up with, ohkaay.

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is there a common name for this? I google'd angry nob touching with no avail :eyebrows:

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Turn to German for things like these

I believe you're referring to Schwänzetoilettenschüsselberühren.

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So let me get this straight, you had to explain to the mrs how you got shit on your nob after leaving the mens toilets and that's the best you could come up with, ohkaay.

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don't tell me you've never warmed up a poo in the microwave that you found out in the street, smuggled it into a cubical and just completely gone to town on it.

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is there a common name for this? I google'd angry nob touching with no avail :eyebrows:

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Turn to German for things like these

I believe you're referring to Schwänzetoilettenschüsselberühren.

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Never, NEVER, EVAR! Google "German" and "shit"- especially on Valentines day. :no:

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Turn to German for things like these

I believe you're referring to Schwänzetoilettenschüsselberühren.

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Never, NEVER, EVAR! Google "German" and "shit"- especially on Valentines day. :no:

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how about arrogant + squarehead + polarbear + German + shit ? :naughty:

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Never, NEVER, EVAR! Google "German" and "shit"- especially on Valentines day. :no:

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Do you get a brown barrel roll? :p