holy water

One morning a man comes into the church on crutches. He stops in front of the holy water and splashes some of it on both of his legs, then throws away his crutches.

An altar boy witnessed the scene and runs into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen. Without batting an eye, the priest says, "Son, you've just witnessed a miracle. Tell me, where is this man?"

"Over by the holy water, Father. Flat on his ass."

Churches really need to change the part of their building known as the "rectory". :pinch:

slighfox, I like your jokes and hope you continue posting them, but it would be nice from you in your own words sometimes, too. :)