There are four kinds of sex

There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
:P

You forgot SHOP SEX where you pick some up on the way home... :shifty:

I believe it falls somewhere between #3 and #4.

Tsk, tsk, you forgot rodeo sex.


That is when you are doing your wife doggystyle and you lean over and whisper in her ear 'your sister is way better', then you try and stay on for eight seconds. :blink: