Originally Posted by
megabyteme
More copied from the comments on the same IMGUR page. Seems the first jokes were removed from the page.
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-What do you call a woman with one black eye? A fast learner.
-Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.
-I once asked a Jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve.
-What's the best thing about 4 year old boys? Turn them over and they're 4 year old girls.
-What's easier to unload, a truckload of babies or a truckload of bowling balls? Babies because you can use a pitchfork.
-How do you make a little girl cry twice? You wipe your blood covered dick on her new teddy bear.
-What do you get if a black man and a gorilla have sex? A very stupid gorilla.
-What do the Boston Marathon runners and Hitler have in common? Neither of them could finish a race.
-How do you get a dead baby into a bowl? You blend it. And how do you get it up again? Nachos.
-A child molester and a little kid walks into the woods, and the little kid says, "Mr, I'm scared", and he says, "You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"
-What's the difference between a black Jew and white Jew? The black Jew has to sit at the back of the gas chamber.
-What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke.
-What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very hungry.
-A black, a Jew, and a Asian walk into a bar the bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of my bar."
-What do you do after you rape a blind and death girl? Break her fingers so she can't tell anybody about it.
-How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 96 in the ash tray.
-How do you know when a girl is to young to give a blowjob? When you have to make airplane noises to get in.
-What's black and has eight legs? Gang rape.
-In attacking abortion rights, pro-lifers like to say, "What if Jesus had been aborted?" Well then he would've died for our sins a lot sooner.
-How do you know when Chinese have moved into the neighborhood? When the Mexicans start buying car insurance.
-Say whatever you want about pedophiles. At least they slow down in school zones.
-There's a black guy and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? A cop.
-How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops of ice cream, 1 scoop of dead baby.
-Why are there only 2 pall bearers at a black funeral? There are only 2 handles on a trash can.
-Did you hear about the black woman who had an abortion? She got a check from Crime Stoppers.
-Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? 'Cause it wasn't born yesterday.
-What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.
"Want to play rape?"
"No."
"That's the spirit"
-An Irish man walks out of a bar.
-What's three generations of white men in the same building? A reunion. What's three generations of black men in the same building? Prison.
-What's the difference between a black dude and a bicycle? The bicycle doesn't sing when you put a chain on it.
-100% of child abuse is caused by children not shutting the fuck up when they're told.
