Herm the Sperm joke

Once upon a time, there lived a sperm called Herm.

Herm was a sperm with a Purpose. Every day, while the other sperms got fat and lazy, Herm did spermy push-ups, and swam up and down around the track. The other sperms laughed at Herm, but he merely continued with his training regime. He knew that there would only be one winner of the Great Coming.

Days passed, and finally, all the portents and omens came to pass. The Great Coming was nigh! All the sperms jostled for place, and with a great gush, the race was on! Of course, Herm's dilligence paid off, and he swiftly pulled ahead of the crowd. Soon, he pulled so far ahead of the crowd, he had disappeared into the distance.

On and on, the other sperms swam, when suddenly, in the distance, they saw Herm swimming furiously back to them. As Herm passed the other sperms, swimming back to the balls, he screamed, "TURN BACK! TURN BACK! IT'S JUST A BLOWJOB!!"