Jack dates Jill joke

Jack was out on a blind date with Jill at the local funfair. After taking Jill on a number of fun rides, he asked her, "What would you like to do next?".

Jill says, "Lets get weighed!". So, Jack took her to the Guess-Your-Weight stand, where they both got weighed. She wins a prize because the person-in-charge could not guess her weight correctly. Jack takes her for a few more rides, and again, asked her what she wanted to do next.

Again, she said, "I wanna get weighed."

Frowning, Jack takes her back to the Guess-Your-Weight stand. She didn't win anything this round, because they already knew her weight. They stroll around the funfair one last time, after which Jack asked Jill what she wanted to do next.

Leaning close to Jack, she whispers throatily into his ear, "I wanna get weighed."

So, Jack takes her back to the Guess-Your-Weight stall, and has her weighed. After that, he drives her home, and with a polite handshake, wishes her a good night.

Back in her room, Lucy (Jill's roommate), asks Jill about her date. Jill replies sniffling, "Oh, Wucy, it was weawwy tewwible!"