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Well... I am still struggling with this virginity thing. So, I wonder if prostitutes in NYC carry STDs and if I'll endanger my health by sleeping with them. I wish anyone knew the answer to this question.
I am 34... I am getting old...
I wanna fuck an attractive woman and reproduce.
So you'd like to get a prostitute pregnant. Why not try a mail-order bride. That might suit you better.
In what world do you think this could possibly turn out well?Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Life isn't the movies, which is probably good because zombies.
If you want my honest suggestion, which obviously you don't, you need to stay away from porn and get another hobby like basically anything.
I don't have any personal experience of ladies of negotiable affection at all, at all but I am given to understand that they use condoms and that if you want STDs you have to pay extra.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Forget their vagina health, you're asking a lot of a NYC prostitute, and I don't think any of them can handle it. That would end poorly for both of you. Instead, call an escort service, describe your situation, and let them determine if they have anyone who can handle the case.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Give up on reproduction and adopt if you're so keen on parenthood. Just make sure the child is coming from a really bad situation since we don't won't to force a downgrade upon the poor bastard. Maybe one who was raped by a step-father and neighborhood dog simultaneously, which was recorded, and then the minor was charged with child pornography and tried as an adult. It'd be an almost lateral move.
Sometimes I with this forum had a like button for posts
Sometimes I wish this forum had posts.
Sometimes it is better when it doesn't...Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Kinda like Oleg's reproductive pursuits.
I'd truly like to hear the conversation as Oleg negotiated 'wanting to reproduce' with a prostitute. I suspect her pimp's hand would end the discussion abruptly.
Or maybe the pimp could attempt to reproduce with Oleg and a multitude of solutions are coincidentally birthed.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeSometimes it is better when it doesn't...Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Kinda like Oleg's reproductive pursuits.
I'd truly like to hear the conversation as Oleg negotiated 'wanting to reproduce' with a prostitute. I suspect her pimp's hand would end the discussion abruptly.
Big deal.Everybody has problems.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Like for one, you wouldn't believe how difficult it is to try an import a slave into Canada.