Out of the frying pan

I never had any problems preparing a delicious dish, but I've always cowered from putting together something that requires significant prep work (on my own). If I had a slave handy, then I disregarded personal freedoms and went full supervisor.

Last month, I decided to change that. The manner in which I tackled this was to start ordering from Blue Apron. The quick summary of what they are is that they send you all the ingredients mostly portioned out for a recipe (stuff like garlic will always be in excess).

Anyways, it works. I'm honing the skills and the incidence of kitchen disaster has remarkably decreased.

I'm only posting about this because I've partially prepared my next meal, but I'm waiting for a manual food processor to arrive in the mail before I actually get to cooking it tonight. I'm disproportionately excited to give it a whirl because you chop shit up with it by pulling a handle like you're starting a lawn mower.

Music in the background, polishing off a bottle of wine, it's kind of become the highlight twice a week. Washing dishes has become the worst part of each week (I use a small bathroom sink).

This is not a review, but rather a boring attempt at inspiration. I have no idea who the fuck I'm trying to inspire though.

What timing. There's UPS.

Result:

http://i.imgur.com/uVBI8xy.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/MxnAxoP.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/iBCIBBd.jpg

Yes, my special ingredient at the end is jizz, my own jizz, diluted with a little fresh squeezed lemon juice. I was fresh out of lemon party.

They say that you eat first with your eyes so what I thought was a twitch was apparently my eyes trying to throw up.:)

Besides it isn't really a meal until you break open the kale.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Besides it isn't really a meal until you break open the kale.

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I've had 3 meals with kale in the past 6 weeks.

Before that, a total of 0 meals with kale my entire life.

Kale is kind of like rape victims after the fact, not so bad once you chop them up.

Well at least we now know what the mystery meat in your photos is.:sick:

Also explains the milky fluid overtop it.:sick:

That Helen, she sure tastes good has good taste.

Out of the frying pan, in to some kind of giant cookery picture thread. I was not expecting that to the max.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Well at least we now know what the mystery meat in your photos is.:sick:

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Pork. Helen was a slob.

The hash was composed of sweet potatoes, onions, apple, 6 little nuggets of brussel sprouts or whatever they're called in that form. This food processor thing kicks ass. I think I'm going to bring it out with me and start some fights.