Toxins are being distributed around the country as we speak, slipped under our very noses by a household name we have all come to trust.
A picture of the fluid containing the potentially lethal toxin follows.
http://mercury.easternct.edu/w/wolsk/web/dasani.gif
At all costs avoid coming into contact with this dangerous substance. It is thankfully horrificly overpriced and also shite, so no bugger drinks it anyway.