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Last saturday I was grating cheese and I accidentally grated my thumb as well. It really hurt :'(
So I thought I'd learnt my lesson. Yesterday I was grating cheese again and I didn't grate my thumb :D
This time it was my index :(
Marc says he's going to make the house kiddie proof because I keep having stupid accidents :blink:
err
How rare.
Dangerous things them cheesegraters. :huh:
Buy grated cheese, it's more expensive but obviously you can't be trusted to grate your own.
Maybe you should just eat it raw, straight of the trees :unsure:
Who said women belonged in the kitchen? :PQuote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@15 May 2004 - 16:05
Last saturday I was grating cheese and I accidentally grated my thumb as well. It really hurt :'(
So I thought I'd learnt my lesson. Yesterday I was grating cheese again and I didn't grate my thumb :D
This time it was my index :(
Even better! Learn to delegate tasks, have someone else grate it for you...Quote:
Buy grated cheese, it's more expensive but obviously you can't be trusted to grate your own.
[REALLY BAD JOKE]
I was working at Asda once and got caught having sex with the cheese grater. It hurt because the manager found out about it and fired us both
[/REALLY BAD JOKE]
Who said women belonged in the kitchen? :P [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Gurahl+15 May 2004 - 17:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl @ 15 May 2004 - 17:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@15 May 2004 - 16:05
Last saturday I was grating cheese and I accidentally grated my thumb as well. It really hurt :'(
So I thought I'd learnt my lesson. Yesterday I was grating cheese again and I didn't grate my thumb :D
This time it was my index :(
'twas I, last Thursday.
I meant it as a joke though.
Don't worry, when Marc is home I let him do it :D
Did I already tell you guys I'm going to be a nurse :D For kiddies. :D Moi :D
Shocking, innit?
An actual med. nurse? :unsure:Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@15 May 2004 - 17:18
Don't worry, when Marc is home I let him do it :D
Did I already tell you guys I'm going to be a nurse :D For kiddies. :D Moi :D
Shocking, innit?
'cos that takes a few years of education you know. :blink:
I was a nurse's aid, crappiest job ever!
You do know, that as a nurse you sometimes have to handle sharp and/or pointy objects, don't you? :unsure:Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@15 May 2004 - 16:18
Don't worry, when Marc is home I let him do it :D
Did I already tell you guys I'm going to be a nurse :D For kiddies. :D Moi :D
Shocking, innit?
RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!! :fear: