Dirty things you can say on Thanksgiving and get

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside
moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat
it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all
these
people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. . You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick ! it
in? .

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
< BR>17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of
that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready

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Good ones.