Flu shot

Since the flu shot is in short supply this year, try this instead:
Doctors say exercise, eating plenty of fruits and vegetable, getting
plenty of fresh air, eliminating stress and getting plenty of rest should
help you avoid the flu. So, here are some ideas for you-

1-Walk to the liquor store (exercise),

2-Put lime in your Corona (fruit),

3-Put celery in your Bloody Mary (veggies),

4-Drink on the patio (fresh air),

5-Get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress)

6-and then pass out (rest).

You know how they always wash your arm off with alcohol at the Drs
office. Well the way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!!!