Where's The Accountability?

A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the
tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for making
them fat."

The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."

The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."

The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"

The man says, "Neither. I want to sue Budweiser for all the ugly people
I've slept with."

Cant blame that knats piss... You'd need to drink barrels of the stuff to get even tipsy :blink:

:P

lol