Leave it to a women

When Ralph first noticed that his penis
was growing larger and staying
erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.


But after several
weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.


Ralph became quite
concerned. He was having problems dressing,
and even walking. So he and
his wife went to see a prominent urologist.


After an initial
examination, the doctor explained to the couple
that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed
through corrective surgery.
"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?"
responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly,


"you're gonna lengthen
his legs, aren't you?

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