Little Jonny

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the
baby was born without ears.

When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital,
Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told
him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing
ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life
when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When
Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Johnny said,
"He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute
little nose and really beautiful eyes."

"Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.

"Yes", the mother replied , "we are so thankful; the Doctor
said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be shit outta
luck if he needed glasses."