A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible
sunburn.
He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being
diagnosed with second degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister and seeing the severe pain he
is
in, the doctor goes ahead and prescribes continuous intravenous feeding
with
saline, electrolytes, a
sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra
do him, Doctor?"
The doctor replies: "It'll keep the sheets off his legs"
