**WARNING: LIKELY OFFENSIVE** The Pope joke thread...
Well they're gonna be all over the place pretty soon anyway so we may as well have a thread that people who may feel offended by them can steer clear...
Who's going to be the new Pope?
Tune in tonight and vote... Pope Idol 9PM
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LOL well that is funny but i really feel bad about his death even though im not catholic imo he was a great guy
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Eh that was lame. I like this joke better:
The Pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter greets him and says "Glad
to see you; we've got your place all ready." Peter then takes the
Pope down the street and shows him his new home: a small but
comfortable cottage of 5 rooms. Peter advises the Pope to settle in,
and then wander around meeting the other residents.
The Pope meets many old friends and makes several new ones over the
next few days. One of these is a former lawyer who invites the Pope
over for lunch. On arriving, the Pope is astounded to see a 45 room
mansion, with built-in sauna and weight-room, a beautiful library, and
spacious, airy rooms.
After lunch, the Pope spies St. Peter on the street and says "Not to
complain, but I'm curious as to why I have a small cottage while the
lawyer I just met has a stupendous mansion."
St. Peter replied, "Well, you see, we have many Popes up here, but
only one lawyer."
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Originally Posted by Chewie UK
Who's going to be the new Pope?
Tune in tonight and vote... Pope Idol 9PM
A better version, curtosey of b3ta :D
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LMFAO This is the best thread i have read all year
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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
LMFAO This is the best thread i have read all year
new to forums?
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Originally Posted by TheDave
new to forums?
actually yes
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heres a good one...
what do you call a dead guy with a silly hat?
bob marley