old tom

Upon reaching 65, old Tom decided to retire.

After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated
with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy him like join a
club or get a hobby.

Old Tom obliged and went out for a couple of hours. When he got home his
wife asked about his day and he replied, "Oh, I just went down to the corner
bar and hung out with the guys. Oh yeah, I joined a parachute club."

"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start
parachuting?"

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

"Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a PROSTITUTE CLUB!"

"OH, GREAT! NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I SIGNED UP FOR 5 JUMPS A WEEK!!"

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ok then