toenails smell awful when burnt

Not when they are still attached....well, I guess they do, but I'm not willing to try that.




Any volunteers?

why were you cooking toe nails? i'm a lazy, poor, hungry student and i'm not that desperate, yet

Put one right at the bottom of a joint while you're rolling so one of your mates smokes it on the pass around.

Taking care to ensure that you don't forget that you've done this and get the foul stench down the back of your neck :glare:

This game is also fun if you put multiple match heads in the spliff - but it gets a bit like eyebrow Russian roulette.

I put my fag down in the ashtray, after clipping my toenails.
Grosse, huh?
Carried on smoking it anyway. :unsure:



I'm a bugger for spiking spliffs with matchstick ends, don't think toenails would get as many giggles though. Just beatings.



Can I burn Roberts toenails?
For scientific reasons, of course.

You could let SGG extract his toenails with pliers first, I reckon she'd be good at that :D

I had to stop with the match heads, I always forgot about it.

sgg?

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sgg?

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Spatula Geek Girl.


She seems to like blood a lot.

But then they wouldn't be attached. :no fun:

Fine, we'll find a compromise: SGG gets the fingernails and Lilmiss burns the toenails.
Plus, knowing the kind of character bob000 is, I'm sure he has 12 of each. :dry:

We could just burn teh robster. At the steak, like.

He's probably a heretic anyway.