How to make Women Happy?

Yes i know about the basics but it seems even doing correctly contradicts itself.
Please advise

Honesty? (truth/dependable/lack of imagination)
Reliability? (certantity/garantuee/slave)
Unpredictability? (life/excitement/women's logic)
Big "dude's"? (size,meat,carne,macho)
Passion? (love/excitement/mania/heat/rage/pain)
Attention? (aid/tenderneness/care/spotlight/cameras)
Materiality? (Bling Bling/Trend/Cash/wealth/image)
Abuse (visually/sexually/physically/conceptually/toilet art)
Baibi's? (breeding/creation/life/doing something/training)
Ears? (listening/heeding/comprehend/eavesdropping/obey)
Sex? (arousal/orgasm/golden/abuse)

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How to make Women Happy?

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Not possible.

Next question.

Honesty? Basic
Reliability? Basic
Unpredictability? Surprises can do magic, though some woman..........
Big "dude's"? Depends on what woman likes
Passion? For me it is key. Without passion no life.
Attention? Tender caring aid helps
Materiality? For loosers.
Abuse: Nono.
Baibi's? If you are shure it gets the love it deserves,..........
Ears? Here it helps if you can fake genuine interest.
Sex? If you have what it takes, it helps.

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Not possible.

Next question.

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i've found that buying them stuff works wonders ;)

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

i've found that buying them stuff works wonders ;)

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Agreed. :)

A present a day keeps the arguing away. :01:

Though it can even be a handpicked bouquet of wild flowers. :wub:

Or cooking for her.(wich i do every day..... :P )

Or a compliment on how stunning she looks....... :w00t:


Etc, etc.


And my same advise as ever: Never take anything for granted. :shifty:


TheLoveYogi

put on thriller

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Originally Posted by wacko jacko

put on thriller

http://www19.big.or.jp/~k_kiku/galle...e/thriller.gif

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That was quick.............. :lol:

i swing the lil 1s off there feet :naughty:

I've found that complementing them on parts of their body that they are self conscience of scores major points.