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A close girlfriend of mine had her 18th Birthday today, I forgot and being physically stronger then me and known to have a temper I fear she may land one on me tomorrow. I'm partial to a bit of rough play but I would like to keep my sight.
Anyone able to give me a usable reason for forgetting her birthday?
Tell her you are taking her somewhere at the weekend for her birthday, instead of giving her a present.
Your unconditional love is so strong it made you forget the fact it was her birthday?
:cool:
"I'm an idiot". hehe I'd go with the first poster's response.
"It hasn't arrived yet?? Those bastards assured me it would be here on time!!"
^ I like that one, sent her a text late last night stating "I hope they set me free soon, its only a matter of time before I see you again, at least I hope". Not sure why but it seemed right at the time.
Best to tell the truth.
Just tell her to shut her mouth and get in the kitchen and make you a pie.
thats not nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tikibonbon
Does she have NutPie? :shifty:
I think she does.Quote:
Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}
Here is one of her peanut pies just for you:
http://www.cooksrecipes.com/recipe_p...peanut_pie.jpg