Moist

:shifty:

this should go in the "watcha watching?" thread, but i can't be arsed to find it

You got your bidet, then :unsure:

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/spratt/bidet.jpg

she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine

i'm refering to the bidet as female, although it probably should be the male because it gives where as the toilet receives, but then that would be weird

I think the female approximation is correct.

Women gush whereas men tinkle.