Really bad chat up lines (harshity)

Hello, I'm called SnnY, would you go out with me, please.

:pinch:That's just horrible.

You had me at "hello".

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Originally Posted by clocker

You had me at "hello".

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slut

Life's too short, blah,blah,blah...

Now jump me, you animal.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Hello, I'm called SnnY, would you go out with me, please.

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:ohmy:

that your name too, I thought I was the only one?

Of course you're nervous darling, there's a knife at your throat.

You remind me of my third wife.