Whatcha talk like (Mulder)

Because you live near Dave, I keep thinking that you talk like he does - all Yorkish and incompredechiperable.

However, I remember that you used to live in Surrey, so it might be posh (you just said cad and it made me larf) -- but then again it might have been close enough to Landon to make you sound like a cockerney chav.

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How does everyone else talk? I talk properly with a good, strong Welsh acccent, btw.

sort of half surrey-south and half lincolnish i think? not like the dave though, he's about an hour north of me, where people talk very differently

i talk more southern (correct) than anything else imo :ermm:

Could I just say that I do not sound like Jamie Oliver. :lookaroun

I talk proper like. :D

/edit where i come from that is. :unsure:

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i talk more southern (correct) than anything else imo :ermm:

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Than even the Queen :ohmy:

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So a mix, then. I suppose it would follow that you don't speak like Dave 'cos the people who live in the city centre, only ten miles or something away from where I live, speak like chavs - and I don't :snooty:

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i talk more southern (correct) than anything else imo :ermm:

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Than even the Queen :ohmy:

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So a mix, then. I suppose it would follow that you don't speak like Dave 'cos the people who live in the city centre, only ten miles or something away from where I live, speak like chavs - and I don't :snooty:

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Do they do all the chav sign language as well when they`re in full conversation. :lol:

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Could I just say that I do not sound like Jamie Oliver. :lookaroun

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I would also like to say that I sound nothing like Jamie Oliver.

He is the chef with the fat tongue, isn't he?


However, I do like the sound of Nigella Lawson :happy:

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Than even the Queen :ohmy:

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So a mix, then. I suppose it would follow that you don't speak like Dave 'cos the people who live in the city centre, only ten miles or something away from where I live, speak like chavs - and I don't :snooty:

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Do they do all the chav sign language as well when they`re in full conversation. :lol:

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I try not to get that close to them, but probably.

I've posted pics of them before on here, when they ventured into my pub - they definitely look the type :ermm:

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i talk more southern (correct) than anything else imo :ermm:

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Than even the Queen :ohmy:

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So a mix, then. I suppose it would follow that you don't speak like Dave 'cos the people who live in the city centre, only ten miles or something away from where I live, speak like chavs - and I don't :snooty:

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that and daves up north and im in teh midlands, which technically are nowhere near each other :blink:

speak like freddie mercury? How very dare you! :ohmy:

I imagine you as a sort of welsh chav who watched countdown when it was in It's prime, in favor of the cooking which was on channel 2 at the time.

I thought you almost seen him in work once but he didn't go.

So I thought you lived in the same street or something :ermm:


Edit: Yes, Countdown > Cooking :01:

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How does everyone else talk?

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Do I even have to explain? :(

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I thought you almost seen him in work once but he didn't go.

So I thought you lived in the same street or something :ermm:


Edit: Yes, Countdown > Cooking :01:

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i used to stay at teh g/f's on weekends and work in a factory there in pontefract, but not anymore - dave was gonna apply to work there also, but didn't in the end i think? :unsure:

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dave was gonna apply to work there also, but didn't in the end i think?

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That sounds about right.

You've just reminded me that I have to speak to him as well :01:

I visited England about 20 years ago people thought I was from NZ or an Aussie but no one guessed Canada . Some how they knew I wasn't American . Love to go back one day
I went all over using my British rail pass, was staying in Mary Port most of the time it remined me of home the most I think. Spent 3 months there loved it .


Dist. of Cumbria I think or the Lake dist . it was called , remember Carlye very well tho .

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I visited England about 20 years ago people thought I was from NZ or an Aussie but no one guessed Canada . Some how they knew I wasn't American . Love to go back one day
I went all over using my British rail pass, was staying in Mary Port most of the time it remined me of home the most I think. Spent 3 months there loved it .

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Americans are just as bad at guessing where people are from as well peat. I worked offshore on a pipelaying barge in thailand in 98 for three months. The barge forman was an american, and towards the end of the job he asked me which part of ireland i came from. :blink: :lol:

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no one guessed Canada . Some how they knew I wasn't American .

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Were you less than 300lbs and not wearing garish attire :unsure:

One sounds posh :snooty: (most of the time)

And so, which part of Ireland are you from?

I speak proper english like 'cause I'm from daarn saff,furfer daarn than landan

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How does everyone else talk?

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Do I even have to explain? :(

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French women always sound hawt, even if they're old.


So don't go dressing up a la femme and confusing me :fist:

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And so, which part of Ireland are you from?

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The burnley branch. :D

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I visited England about 20 years ago people thought I was from NZ or an Aussie but no one guessed Canada . Some how they knew I wasn't American . Love to go back one day
I went all over using my British rail pass, was staying in Mary Port most of the time it remined me of home the most I think. Spent 3 months there loved it .

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Americans are just as bad at guessing where people are from as well peat. I worked offshore on a pipelaying barge in thailand in 98 for three months. The barge forman was an american, and towards the end of the job he asked me which part of ireland i came from. :blink: :lol:

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Ya the funny thing was I did n't think I had an accent . :lol: I went there with a young British girl who as soon as see saw Grandma she reverted back
to her accent . I thought it was sweet . When we got home it took her awhile to lose too.

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French women always sound hawt, even if they're old.

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Jebus Christ, how sadly you are mistaken.

Think of http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/5461/mimi6mb.jpg and then tell me it sounds sexy. :frusty:

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French women always sound hawt, even if they're old.

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Jebus Christ, how sadly you are mistaken.

Think of http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/5461/mimi6mb.jpg and then tell me it sounds sexy. :frusty:

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Maria was better.:snooty:

Only if you can't see them :pinch:


There is a woman who always answers the phone at the taxi firm we always use, the lads usually make me ring (cos I'm the only one who has ever got talk time) - she sounds really hawt. I usually make a drunken comment about her alluring voice.

Quite recently one of the drivers told me that 'Pearl' is actually 52. I'm hoping my mates never find out :mellow:

My wife is German and of course I all ways say speak dirty to me baby in German . Oh she does its useually take out the garbage numb nuts ! :rolleyes:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...tillgame_1.jpg

Les popped out in front of me.

Ooer missus.

If you have numb nuts then you're doing something right :naughty:

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If you have numb nuts then you're doing something right :naughty:

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says you, friction boy.

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If you have numb nuts then you're doing something right :naughty:

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:lol: So true I'd post a pic of my little "sour kraut" but no one would believe other than rossco . :D

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If you have numb nuts then you're doing something right :naughty:

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:lol: So true I'd post a pic of my little "sour kraut" but no one would believe other than rossco . :D

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Have you read the harrasment thread, Peat.

Poor Rossco :cry: :ermm:



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Only if you can't see them :pinch:


There is a woman who always answers the phone at the taxi firm we always use, the lads usually make me ring (cos I'm the only one who has ever got talk time) - she sounds really hawt. I usually make a drunken comment about her alluring voice.

Quite recently one of the drivers told me that 'Pearl' is actually 52. I'm hoping my mates never find out :mellow:

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I fell in to this trap as well manker, when worked in a garage a women used to ring up about her car being serviced and sounded really really sexy on the phone. Sadly it was a different story when she finally came in to the garage. :(

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Only if you can't see them :pinch:


There is a woman who always answers the phone at the taxi firm we always use, the lads usually make me ring (cos I'm the only one who has ever got talk time) - she sounds really hawt. I usually make a drunken comment about her alluring voice.

Quite recently one of the drivers told me that 'Pearl' is actually 52. I'm hoping my mates never find out :mellow:

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I fell in to this trap as well manker, when worked in a garage a women used to ring up about her car being serviced and sounded really really sexy on the phone. Sadly it was a different story when she finally came in to the garage. :(

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Contact Trading Standards mate, there's laws against that type of thing.

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I fell in to this trap as well manker, when worked in a garage a women used to ring up about her car being serviced and sounded really really sexy on the phone. Sadly it was a different story when she finally came in to the garage. :(

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Contact Trading Standards mate, there's laws against that type of thing.

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About ugly people using the phone. :unsure:

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Contact Trading Standards mate, there's laws against that type of thing.

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About ugly people using the phone. :unsure:

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:lol:

nob

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Only if you can't see them :pinch:


There is a woman who always answers the phone at the taxi firm we always use, the lads usually make me ring (cos I'm the only one who has ever got talk time) - she sounds really hawt. I usually make a drunken comment about her alluring voice.

Quite recently one of the drivers told me that 'Pearl' is actually 52. I'm hoping my mates never find out :mellow:

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I fell in to this trap as well manker, when worked in a garage a women used to ring up about her car being serviced and sounded really really sexy on the phone. Sadly it was a different story when she finally came in to the garage. :(

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We have one at work too should be on the 900 phone sexxxxx . But when she says her finger's are all wet it's because there always up her nose . :sick:

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I fell in to this trap as well manker, when worked in a garage a women used to ring up about her car being serviced and sounded really really sexy on the phone. Sadly it was a different story when she finally came in to the garage. :(

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We have one at work too should be on the 900 phone sexxxxx . But when she says her fingires are are all wet it's because there always up her nose . :sick:

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I knew a fellow who used to work at one of the sex chat lines places in manchester , and he said the women on the phone could easliy get jobs modelling full face crash helmets. :lol:

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We have one at work too should be on the 900 phone sexxxxx . But when she says her fingires are are all wet it's because there always up her nose . :sick:

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Wet nose = healthy dog.

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We have one at work too should be on the 900 phone sexxxxx . But when she says her fingires are are all wet it's because there always up her nose . :sick:

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Wet nose = healthy dog.

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:lol: :lol:

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Wet nose = healthy dog.

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:lol: :lol:

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Less stress in world if you could come up to someone, sniff thier ass and think have I been here before ? :ph34r: