If Elton John is Sir

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12-26-2005, 09:43 AM
Dark Steno

If Elton John is Sir

... what about his 'wife' will be called? 'Lady'?
12-26-2005, 10:02 AM
S!X

Re: If Elton John is Sir

His "wife" is a guy so their called fags.
12-26-2005, 10:51 AM
Santa

Re: If Elton John is Sir

here we go again
12-26-2005, 10:54 AM
Proper Bo

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkin Park

His "wife" is a guy so their called fags.

that is just plain wrong:dabs:

it's they're:rolleyes:
12-26-2005, 11:14 AM
JPaul

Re: If Elton John is Sir

I think you'll find his partner will be described as Gaylord.
12-26-2005, 11:22 AM
BawA

Re: If Elton John is Sir

gaylord focker
hahha
i doubt that elton's gay partner is serioucly gay, all he wants is "pounds"
12-26-2005, 11:33 AM
DanB

Re: If Elton John is Sir

are the poundings worth the pounds though?
12-26-2005, 11:51 AM
Mr. Mulder

Re: If Elton John is Sir

he's got to be the most over-rated persons on the planet, he's nothing more than a fat poof with a shit voice, don't like any of his songs either :snooty:
12-26-2005, 11:55 AM
enoughfakefiles

Re: If Elton John is Sir

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Originally Posted by BawA

i doubt that elton's gay partner is serioucly gay, all he wants is "pounds"

:O

I believe this also :dabs:
12-26-2005, 11:56 AM
JPaul

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

he's got to be the most over-rated persons on the planet, he's nothing more than a fat poof with a shit voice, don't like any of his songs either :snooty:

I think DanB's a decent lad.
12-26-2005, 11:56 AM
Mr. Mulder

Re: If Elton John is Sir

:lol:
12-26-2005, 11:58 AM
Mr. Mulder

Re: If Elton John is Sir

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23...tor/tosser.gif

:dabs:
12-26-2005, 12:01 PM
manker

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23...tor/tosser.gif

:dabs:

In honor of JP's quality deliberate misunderstanding, I think young Daniella B's head should be grafted, photoshopically, onto that pic in lieu of Gaylord Furnish's head.

Ftw :01:
12-26-2005, 12:02 PM
enoughfakefiles

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23...tor/tosser.gif

:dabs:

In honor of JP's quality deliberate misunderstanding, I think young Daniella B's head should be grafted, photoshopically, onto that pic in lieu of Gaylord Furnish's head.

Ftw :01:

I thought someone already had :unsure:
12-26-2005, 12:06 PM
manker

Re: If Elton John is Sir

The do look very similar :lol:
12-26-2005, 12:09 PM
manker

Re: If Elton John is Sir

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/s...efault/dan.gif = David Furnish :o
12-26-2005, 12:15 PM
Santa

Re: If Elton John is Sir

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/kilti.../knighting.jpg
12-26-2005, 12:47 PM
JPaul

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

In honor of JP's quality deliberate misunderstanding, I think young Daniella B's head should be grafted, photoshopically, onto that pic in lieu of Gaylord Furnish's head.

Ftw :01:

I thought someone already had :unsure:

:lol:

Now you mention it, the similarity is strikng.
12-26-2005, 03:09 PM
Dark Steno

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by 100%

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/kilti.../knighting.jpg

:O What in the world...
12-26-2005, 05:37 PM
hobbes

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

he's got to be the most over-rated persons on the planet, he's nothing more than a fat poof with a shit voice, don't like any of his songs either :snooty:

Don't blame him, he doesn't write his own songs.
12-26-2005, 05:44 PM
hobbes

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

harsh
Main Entry: harsh
Pronunciation: 'härsh
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English harsk, of Scandinavian origin; akin to Norwegian harsk harsh

Definition:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

he's got to be the most over-rated persons on the planet, he's nothing more than a fat poof with a shit voice, don't like any of his songs either :snooty:

I think DanB's a decent lad.
12-26-2005, 05:58 PM
JPaul

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by hobbes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

he's got to be the most over-rated persons on the planet, he's nothing more than a fat poof with a shit voice, don't like any of his songs either :snooty:

Don't blame him, he doesn't write his own songs.

You can expect to be contacted by DanB's legal representation, stateside.
12-27-2005, 02:18 AM
S!X

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkin Park

His "wife" is a guy so their called fags.

that is just plain wrong:dabs:

it's they're:rolleyes:

WTF is with all these assholes and the correct spelling fetish, Fuck off... obviously
12-27-2005, 02:20 AM
Spider_dude

Re: If Elton John is Sir

spelling without bondaries is like playing a game without adequate rules. douche.
12-27-2005, 02:21 AM
S!X

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spider_dude

spelling without bondaries is like playing a game without adequate rules. douche.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkin Park

Fuck off... obviously

....
12-27-2005, 02:24 AM
callum

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkin Park

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkin Park

Fuck off... obviously

....

I think you may have misread what spider said, as far as i can tell he didn't ask what your father did when you were born.
12-27-2005, 02:33 AM
S!X

Re: If Elton John is Sir

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Originally Posted by callum

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkin Park

....

I think you may have misread what spider said, as far as i can tell he didn't ask what your father did when you were born.

Grow the fuck up lol.... :rolleyes:
12-27-2005, 03:47 AM
Busyman

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkin Park

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

that is just plain wrong:dabs:

it's they're:rolleyes:

WTF is with all these assholes and the correct spelling fetish, Fuck off... obviously

Hey moron, their UK'ans. What'd you expekt? :ermm:

It's part of their humor and whatnot.
12-27-2005, 04:11 AM
S!X

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Then they need to get out more.
12-27-2005, 08:59 AM
Dark Steno

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkin Park

Then they need to get out more.

to where?
12-27-2005, 12:34 PM
enoughfakefiles

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkin Park

WTF is with all these assholes and the correct spelling fetish, Fuck off... obviously

Hey moron, their UK'ans. What'd you expekt? :ermm:

It's part of their humor and whatnot.

busyman=closetukfan
12-27-2005, 01:32 PM
manker

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

Hey moron, their UK'ans. What'd you expekt? :ermm:

It's part of their humor and whatnot.

busyman=closetukfan

All Americans want to be British.

It's common knowledge. Some even go so far as pretending to have close relatives from the UK, they do this to make themselves appear more interesting to their peers.

:smilie4:
12-27-2005, 03:13 PM
Dark Steno

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

All Americans want to be British.

It's common knowledge. Some even go so far as pretending to have close relatives from the UK, they do this to make themselves appear more interesting to their peers.

:smilie4:

:ermm: :schnauz:
12-27-2005, 03:26 PM
HeavyMetalParkingLot

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

busyman=closetukfan

All Americans want to be British.

It's common knowledge. Some even go so far as pretending to have close relatives from the UK, they do this to make themselves appear more interesting to their peers.

:smilie4:

You're silly.....
12-27-2005, 03:28 PM
Busyman

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

Hey moron, their UK'ans. What'd you expekt? :ermm:

It's part of their humor and whatnot.

busyman=closetukfan

Nah, maybe white Americans are but not me.

Admittedly, the few Brits I've met at work were kinda cool.

One was the telecom guy for Agence France-Presse and the other was the telecom guy from UPI. Weird that the guy from UPI was the only Brit but UPI is full of Arabs. The UPI guy was a little kinda snobby though and I'm glad I didn't have to work too long around him.:ermm:
12-27-2005, 03:30 PM
Dark Steno

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

All Americans want to be British.

It's common knowledge. Some even go so far as pretending to have close relatives from the UK, they do this to make themselves appear more interesting to their peers.

:smilie4:

You're silly.....

and your arguments?
12-27-2005, 03:32 PM
HeavyMetalParkingLot

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Steno

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot

You're silly.....

and your arguments?

Was that he is silly. How did you get confused by two words? :lol:
12-27-2005, 03:35 PM
Dark Steno

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Your sentence wasnt completed. :huh:
12-27-2005, 03:37 PM
Busyman

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Steno

Your sentence wasnt completed. :huh:

Sighhhhh.....here we go........
12-27-2005, 04:33 PM
JPaul

Re: If Elton John is Sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

Quote:

Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

busyman=closetukfan

Nah, maybe white Americans are but not me.

Admittedly, the few Brits I've met at work were kinda cool.

One was the telecom guy for Agence France-Presse and the other was the telecom guy from UPI. Weird that the guy from UPI was the only Brit but UPI is full of Arabs. The UPI guy was a little kinda snobby though and I'm glad I didn't have to work too long around him.:ermm:

Yeah, but telephone engineers the World over have so much in common there are no national boundaries.

Telephone sans frontiere, as it were.

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