One nun dead and eighty.
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One nun dead and eighty.
Fucking hell! That's a big word for an eight year old!
It's like a nob, only smaller.
Eighty? woot!
If a ballerina can lift her leg that high she deserves a drink.
If it's anything like shagging a Kangaroo we'll need all the room we can get.
How about the one in your sig?Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
I just sat there.
On the setee.
Totally naked.
Is that a gun in your pocket or do you have a massive hard-on.
On the other hand it's massive.
A stick
what's that smell?
A pair of socks and a piece of ass and they were both to big.
There's only two of them.
Yes, is it an elbow?
And when I turned round her Dad was txting manker.
I agree.
best liver
Free
Eino's stuck! :lol:
She said her water broke but she wasn't pregnant... :O
She thought "MS DOS for Dummies" was a feminist manual for beginners...
Well hop over and get me a pint of snails.
"You come in here giving it all that."
He's fucking menthol.
That's a strange place to have a door.
but god doesn't think he's a chef
being raped
I was being psychotic.
It was a Ham Bush.
That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.
It fell.
That's when I decided to stop masturbating to Richard and Judy.
Calm down, let's not make this rape a murder as well.
One is a pant in the country, the other is a...
Oh so that's why it says C & A on my pants.
Well oi tried me best but oi got sent aff at 'alf-time.
The end guy is hard.
There aren't any in Texas.
Texas?