Makeup or nail polish remover dissolves buggering glue residue that gets left behind on stuff when you peel off stickers, glue remover does the same job but using that stuff would be just silly.
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Makeup or nail polish remover dissolves buggering glue residue that gets left behind on stuff when you peel off stickers, glue remover does the same job but using that stuff would be just silly.
Yeah, 'cos it would be silly if you went out and bought that stuff when you already own something that works.
I wear makeup because it makes me feel sophisticated :snooty:
Oh, I thought it was for the circus.
I'm one of those yuppie clowns, with a mobile phone and a laptop.
Tip of The Day : Whens sins deep in my blood, you'll be the one to fall.
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When you wake up tomorrow morning, Don't get up, go back to sleep till ya ready to get up :)
i read a good one in one of those girly slagorfmenanddopointlessquiz mag things;
double up your bin bags, so you have one ready after taking out the trash.
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its easier to use that 100 or 99% alcohol because not everyone has nail polish remover
put clear nail varnish around the rim of your steel cans, to stop them rusting while sitting on the bathside. :happy:
grind your green, instead of just using the buds.
stalks rawk too. :happy:
never push your granny off a bus. :happy:
(t'is okey, i won't burst into song.)
use a regular toothbrush softley, to get rid of those chapped lips. :happy:
never trust a man in a polo neck. :happy:
never trust a man wearing chainmail. :happy:
never trust menfolk, in general. :happy:
never trust the ramblings of a demented ho. :happy:
never cough at an auction. :happy:
never take luvdrugs, if ya know you're just gonna be sleeping with a skanky bitch. :happy:
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define luvdrugs:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Could these be the solid form of beer goggles :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
ooh those:rolleyes:
Don't gargle Viagra it gives you a stiff neck
Put viagra drops in your eyes to make you look hard :schnauz:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
e's. :lookaroun :unsure:
Never expose your penis to CS gas
Don't forget to switch off your TV set before you go to bed :lookaroun
Remember when they used to wake you up when you came home pissed and decieded to watch the late night film...whooooweeeeewwoowoooo:OQuote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
POTHEAD. Go join celebs R us :snooty::dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Tip of the day: Fuck you stupid hosting!
I use blue-tack, it works great! :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
True story.
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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
WTF is buggering glue? And the residue?
I am concerned.....:blink:
It's the left over sticky substance you're left with after buggery.
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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
How's the dizziness?
Still there :dabs: Am I supposed to cut out the caffeine or just cut down?
Cut down otherwise you'd get withdrawal symptoms. About time you saw a doctor about it though, young fellow! :nono:
I have to like walk across a scary drawbridge to get to the doctors though lol
I'm thinking about cutting down, but I'm worried I'm going to grind to a halt, like the tin man out of wizard of oz.
Wifey bought some caffeine-free tetley teabags the other day, but I can tell when she tries to sneak me one of them instead of my normal ones. :blink:
Also, I'd miss teh coca cola so very much. :(
Is caffeine really bad for you, i.e. will I live longer if I don't have caffeine, and more importantly, would it be worth it? :dabs:
You should probably move house then. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Yes it's bad for you, but I personally couldn't do without it.
Check what wikipedia says on the matter. I like the thought of caffeine psychosis. :shifty: