Will, you have to choose so choose or you lose both...at least you can still jerk off when you're blind...
I donno, it's kinda hard for me to decide...:P
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Will, you have to choose so choose or you lose both...at least you can still jerk off when you're blind...
I donno, it's kinda hard for me to decide...:P
can you loose your eyesight by jerking off? at least then it would seem worth while :smilie4:
where do you find these stupid ideas?
You could loose your eyesight if your peen grows into you eyes richard :lookarounQuote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
I'd rahter lose yuor eyeishgt:unsure:
Pished Bo :01:
did you book taht eyetest effy?
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Originally Posted by manker
:wvae:
soap bar:01:
I've come to the conclusion I'd rather be blind becasue without a penus, how would I piss?
sitting?:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by maebach
how would you see where you were pishing? :huh:
erm....well do yuo need to look?:huh:
i don't.
you should start though. :snooty:
glag, taht was the tap:shifty:
so it wasn't the ghost then? :ermm:
was:ph34r:
aha.
so it wasn't the tap then? :unsure:
:erm:
hows the dog?:smilie4:
eyesight
I would become the musicman
Penis.
I can always get a new one.
You're not confusing your handgun for your penis again are you? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by vidcc
glag
No I said penis. I already have more than one handgun.Quote:
Originally Posted by vidcc
RIF.
I can't believe people would rather go blind.
Weird.:wacko:
It's your fucking penis man.Your penis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
How many cawk substitutes do you have lying around the house.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Busy has six.
Enough said.
:lol:
Get a new one.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Hell women get penises and never had one. Since I'd get to keep my balls then I'd still be able to be aroused.
Keeping the penis - I can still fuck and get bjs
Keeping my eyesight - I can see what the fuck I'm doing and where I'm going. I can see my children grow up, swim, dance, whateverthefuck....except fuck..unless I have surgery.
I don't get the handgun/cock substitute joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Who fucks with a handgun? :dabs:
Maybe you think that's a proper substitute. I don't. :snooty:
Apparently, you didn't get vid's joke either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
It was funny, man.
I don't think you can lay the blame for this at the door of other folk.
Hell everyone else thought it funny so that' good.:happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Ha busy are you a female cuz then you'd have nothing to lose? Is that the reason why you're insisting that losing your penis is better? Oh you might even be a shemale dammit that's cool?
Ha! Are you saying you'd lose your eyesight 'cause it's already gone from wanking in the school bathroom?Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
Seed Boy, it's quite simple.
I'd rather see than fuck. I know that's hard to understand since you haven't had a female yet.
I rather have my penus because I dont know where I'd piss out of. because then I'd make an alternate inhuman way and that'd be nasty.
I'd prefer to lose my penis as I'm getting older now and it is a well known fact that people over 30 don't have sex.
OMG...Why don't you guys all cut off ur penis and poke out ur eyes...geeze the things men argue over :rolleyes: and you talk about us women...:lol: :lol: :lol:
JK have fun guys with ur penis envy talk hehehehe
I admit that I'd have penis envy if I had no penis. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by hippychick
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
You actually have your best sex. Women are at their sexual peak.
I think that's why I always dated older women when I was younger..even before my 20's.
Older women are hotter and know what they are doing...much better than young ones.;)
put it this way i have been almost blind since I was born I can live without sight but not my penis!!!