scumish hoor-rags gypo bellend waster cnuts went n stole my friggin' car last night. :fist:
i'm not amused, btw. :snooty:
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scumish hoor-rags gypo bellend waster cnuts went n stole my friggin' car last night. :fist:
i'm not amused, btw. :snooty:
cunts. i hope they like, really hurt themselves. not die, cause then they can't regret it. maybe be a bit disabled and scarred for life :happy:
if i find out who it was, they'll get their toenails ripped out and forced down their throats.
had just filled it up with petrol, and my Murphys cd's were in the glovebox. :fist:
f'cking pishholes :double fist:
Gutted, flowe :(
Maybe insurance ftw. It was broken and stuff anyway, wasn't it :unsure:
no, wasn't broken at all. :no:
it was my caliver, not the mini.
and £100 excess on insurance. ha. larfable. :snooty:
aww man, my head hurts, me and some mates twoced this chavalier last night....oh...n/m:unsure:
oh gawd, you're so funny i think i cracked a rib larfing. :mellow:
:no:
Didn't know you had a different car now but you're lucky, my excess is £250 :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Well, maybe not that lucky ... no-one nicked my car last night.
Look on thebrightnot too dark side, you still have the mini. :01:
And you still have Bo :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
:ermm:
No, I don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Guillaume = lilmiss :o
Bo = teh ghey :o :o
Actually, cancel at least two of those :o smilies.
Not really such a shawk :dabs:
teh mini isn't insured atm. :no:
no point in doing it either, cos it wouldn't start up in this crappy weather.
i liked me car, it went fast.
t'is probably acting as a pikey bonfire right now. :no:
:ermm:
Well, it's cycling FTW. :01:
Thats a bummer.
No sorry, The's a bummer.
Yeah that's it.
I had my jeep nicked by pikies ages ago - they didn't burn it, just drove it round til it ran out of petrol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
It was okay apart from the driver side lock popped out - oh, and the smell of dirty, dirty pikey :dabs:
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Originally Posted by Guillaume
erm, with a dawg in tow?
you're all mental, and i'm going home. :snooty:
glag:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
:kiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
Dirty little douche bags,hope they get severe food poisoning from dodgy hedgehog kebabs:angry:
Was it actually a Jeep or are you just another nob who calls any 4x4 a Jeep.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
anyone with a 4x4 is a nob:snooty:
It was an SJ413.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
A prince among jeeps :snooty:
A Suzuki, a feckin' Suzuki.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's not even a proper 4x4, never mind a Jeep.
I take it you used it as part of your mobile hairstylist business.
http://4x4mudpluggers.tripod.com/sit...g.w300h225.jpg
Actually, it was a pressie off me Mam and Dad for getting a really good mark in my final university exams.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Btw, JP, if you're wondering; the 'SJ' in SJ413 is an abbreviation for 'Suzuki Jeep', the '4' means it's four wheel drive and the '13' denotes that it has 1.3 litre engine.
Just in case you're one of those nobs that watch Top Gear and make specious statements on the interweb - yet know precious little about the internal workings of the modern combustion engine :smilie4:
A 1.3 engine in a 4x4 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's like describing a luton as a lorry
Oh and I know practically nothing about the internal workings of the infernal combustion contraption.
I have even less interest, apparently they are full of horses and torks.
I thought as much :smilie4:
I was about to buy an International Scout (a 4x4 car, not a wee bloke in a uniform), once, off one of my uncles. Never did tho', 'cos it used like 2 liters of petrol for every ten kilometres.
And also, who needs a car like that when living in a civilised part of the world?
manker needed it for his country trips, t'fields can get muddy in Wales.Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
You're too kind, I didn't need it at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I was one of those nobs who thinks that owning a 4X4 is cool :(
Still, I'm all better now :)
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Me too :cool2:
I wasn't sure of whether Wales was a civilised part of the world :unsure:
All part of growing up.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I chortle like an amused, haughty Frenchman when I see some nob driving a 4X4. Chortle, I say.
Well bad Lilmiss, bad news indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
if it was my car i would not give a damn,
but it's what's inside my damn car, all my tools etc, i would not want to lose.
That's the hard bit when you lose personal stuff as well, damn it
hope you get it all back in ok condition, you may be lucky.
all best xx
I chuckle, then I guffaw a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
But not at Mrs JP when she had hers.
You mean to say that you've sanctioned a purchase of a 4x4 :o :o :oQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I had no idea, you should have mentioned that you had a Discovery somewhere on the forum (several times over) and I wouldn't have dreamt of taking the pish :schnauz: