rich cunt means you have, two road legal cars, a home abroad or have more than one holiday a year.
pauper means everone else
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rich cunt means you have, two road legal cars, a home abroad or have more than one holiday a year.
pauper means everone else
I'm a pauper. However, I do take a lot of time off on holiday.
i have 3 bikes, friends and family with noice houses abroad, and any chance i get to leave this block of stone called a country, i do hence i pawn cunts
I have no car, don't own my own home, hardly ever go abroad let alone on holiday in this country and work in a callcentre.
I am however healthy, have amazing friends and family and a lovely rented flat. I'm blessed with a sound, fairly intelligent and inquisitive mind, a strong artistic streak and am decent aesthetically. I do not, therefore, consider myself a pauper.
:irritatingly smug:
i've never been abroad and i have attention defecite disorder :dabs:
oh, and i can't get laid
i wasn't supposed to laugh :dabs:
If it helps, according to your rationale in the first post, I'm a rich fucking cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
Also, you have been abroad, rich boy :dabs:
i suppose i'm a cunt then. i've been abroad 5 times since october the 6th is gonna be in august,
4 hours in dublin doesn't count
you inspired the pole.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spider_dude
you and J'pol.
scots>jews
JP doesn't have any money of his own, his wife, however, is a brazillionaire.
his wife = secret society. truthQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
No pubes? Nice one JP!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:pinch:
:pinch: :pinch:
I have a car, a motorbike, own my house and have parents that live in Spain (Nice Villa, swimming pool, 5 mins from the beach), but I am also still a jobless layabout...that must make me a poor little rich girl... :unsure:
I spend shitloads of money (not mine) on random hedonism. Last wee jaunt away was the Manchester one, total cost was a bit over £400 for the one night. I went three holidays last year. A week up the west coast of Scotland in a cottage with it's own ground and walk onto the beach. Long weekend (friday to monday) at center parcs and a week in Mallorca. That was a feckin enormous place, slept 12 (there are 6 of us) with an indoor splash pool as well as the outdoor pool. Two huge lounges and I mean huge and an enormous kitchen/diner. It had it's own grounds as well and I had a Galaxy to run about in for the week.
I've also got 2 cars (a la hairdresser), both 55 plates so I suppose they could be considered road legal. I stay in a detached house with 5 bedrooms, living room, dining room, kitchen and study. Master bedroom en-suite obviousement. It does have a mortgage on it, however a reasonable guesstimate would be that there is about £100,000 realizable equity available. I won't bore you about the shitloads of stuff I have in the house, but it includes 4 PCs and 2 laptops all connected wirelessly to the interweb via a 10mb connection. I also have 4 NTL digital boxes and feck knows how many TVs, DVDs etc.
Me, personally, I'm as poor as a church mouse. Haven't got two beans to rub together (mixing metaphors ftw). As manker said, I'm a kept man and it's feckin' great.
spoilt cunt:dry:
You say that like it's a bad thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Never marry for looks, they fade. Always marry for money.
I'll keep that in mind:sage:
I would hate to be rich; money only brings problems, trust me,
The more you earn, the more you spend.
I'm not a greedy person, I only buy what I need & I hate waste.
So many people now have a second home, people have gone mad with greed, great shame.
I take it that you have been rich at some stage then. How did your fall from grace occur?Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS
Oh and whilst we are here, how exactly do you "need" a surfboard, a computer and access to the interweb. I would suggest you want those things.
It's all very well you spouting cliche's at us, however I suspect there may be a wee hair of hypocrisy involved.
2 road legal cars, a home elsewhere, and more than one holiday a year is considered middle-class in America.
I have 3 cars, (no vacation home ownership yet, just a timeshare), and more than one holiday a year.
My home and yard are of nice size but yet I'm middle-class. I will admit the cruise I just came off of has a bill attached that would make many cringe but life is too short to be a pikey alllll the fucking time.
On a side note, liquor in the Caribbean is dirt fucking cheap. :drunk:
Cheers and all o dat.
richy cunt you areQuote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
Hello Steph,Quote:
Originally Posted by StephG
I have never been rich,
I live only for my means, I have found over the years that money is evil & I don't want to repeat myself over on how I feel about it.
I have my reasons and I’m not going to spill that on the net as well.
The computer & surfboard, my statement was "I only buy what I need"
I don't just buy for the fuck of it, because I’m bored, like some do.
At the moment I long for nothing in the material world.
Hypocristy:
I am merely just a man, a man off deep thought,
I have my problems much the same as you do, and if you don't have problems then class yourself as the lucky one!
I am equal to all.
I don't sell, I give.
I wish I was a cunt.
give me your money then:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS
Your wish is granted :lookarounQuote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
Your wish is granted :lookarounQuote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
yay!:happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
Open wide, beeotch cum dumpster!Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
did you just imply that you want to ejaculate into a young boy?
I didn't imply anything of the sort. You really gotta learn ta read, Soup Nazi.:stars:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
sorry, did i misread "open wide, beeotch cum dumpster!" which you said to a young boy?:huh:
:lol: Totally. Somehow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
When did I say that I'd do anything?Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I'll help....
open wide, - tells Seedler to open wide since he's a cunt and all
beeotch cum dumpster - is calling Seedler a cum dumpster, my bad, a beeotch cum dumpster.
There is no action implied about what I would do.
Take better care reading next time. If you'd like to do something to Seedler, don't fanny about, just spit it out instead of swallowing like you normally do.
You really should read more carefully Busyman, Popper Bra used the word "imply". I concur with his reading of the situation, that you did in fact imply you wanted to "cum" in Seedler's mouth.
Had he used the word "say" I would agree with your contention. However he didn't.
chip monk > busyboy.
fact.