Wish me luck. :cry:
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Wish me luck. :cry:
:pinch:
Aren't you a bit...old for that? :crazy:
:shuriken:
Bah, you're never too old to get a piece of your cawk sliced off! :P
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My circumcised Cawk Rawks!
Petri good to see you back m8...
Have you converted or something?
I do hope the man has a steady hand...
ghey :no:
You'll be fine. :no:
Tip. Whatever you do this evening, DO NOT drink alot of water. Trust me on this... :pinch:
Shouldn't you try to keep the 2 inches you have? :crazy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Petri
:o
No more :wank:
:lol:
i knw how u feel my sausage meat was chopped a few yrs ago its painfulllllllllll very
Yuh huuuh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
It's just with the thumb and forefinger or better yet, apair of good tweezers.:pinch:
You just need to spit on your hand first, then you're good to go :wank:
I'd leave it a few weeks first though, until the soreness goes away :pinch:
I meant, no more :wank: until it stops being sore
Baz? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
If it was supposed to come off there would be a dotted line around it.
:ermm:
Tear and share kinda thing, is it?
I'd have Fuckfest '06 the nights and days and nights before the operation......you never know if that day will be OOPS! day.
Operation Over Penis Slicage!
May i ask, for what reason are you doing this?
:lookaroun Juz linne'd ma tub's edges wit cawk teh otha day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Petri
That's the attitude, Petri!Quote:
Originally Posted by Petri
Good luck, stiff upper li....oh, never mind. :rolleyes:
ouch...
Good Luck mate :(
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
Did you take measurements while you were "soaking" :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
...and how many older brothers do you have?:pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by vidcc
this is just a guess, but i have heard it said that women who have been with both say circumsized is "better" , better in what way i don't knowQuote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Nope, disagree, less bits to play with :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaSlayer
Like to play peekaboo, do you, Doc? :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by sArA
This thread started out yucky enough - but now I'm getting an image of old people sex :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
I'd have to agree with that... although I'm not sure why it is exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaSlayer
Good luck Petri.
Two slimy ones, looking like they had a vat of Crisco rubbed all over them (still can see white chunks), hair coming out of their ears, and a constant licking of their lips.:sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
CIRCUMCISE YOURSELF IN FOUR EASY STEPS
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0601/circumcise.html
* Circumcision lowers your son's chances of getting a urinary tract infection (UTI) in the first year of life.
* Although a rare condition, cancer of the penis is essentially eliminated in circumcised males.
* Research shows that males who are circumcised have a lower risk of getting sexually transmitted diseases (STDs).
* Circumcision eliminates foreskin infections that occur throughout childhood.
* Circumcision prevents phimosis, a narrow opening that makes it impossible to retract the foreskin at a later age.
* Genital hygiene is easier after circumcision.
* Circumcision virtually eliminates the accumulation of smegma.
W00t W00t W00t!!!
As with all kinds of surgery, circumcision has some risks. Although uncommon, complications such as local infection and bleeding can occur as a result of the circumcision. On rare occasions, the foreskin may be cut too short or too long, or the circumcision may heal improperly.
:fear:
Some parents worry about their child feeling pain. Infants who are circumcised without pain medicine (anesthesia) will feel some pain.
No really?
Well, I had the operation this morning. It was for hygienic reasons, though I really had no such problem.
So, now my thingie looks funny.
And it bleeds.
Plus, I have to sit down every time I pee.
This fuckin' sucks. :(
I'll write again tomorrow, when they've let me out of the hospital.
Now see, no more dirty bits.Quote:
Originally Posted by Petri
Duhhh! :1eye: It's 'cause now you have a vagina.:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Petri
So you got circumcised at 23 purely because you couldn't be arsed to wash your cock properly?
wait until the anaesthetic wears off :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Petri
Remember what I told you about the water :fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by Petri
The last thing you want tomorrow is a full-on morning glory... :shutup:
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Steer clear of the Sexy Lady Thread for a bit too. :ermm:
You do have your quirks, don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker