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the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient
just a FYI:
the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient and to do what they are asked, when you are asked, how you are asked and to perform any and all sexual acts.
the women should never to argue with me, complain about anything to me or about me, raise her voice, sigh, moan, bulk or otherwise show displeasure or unhappiness to me.
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Re: the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient
i don't know where you stole that from, but I agree.
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Re: the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient
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Originally Posted by
muchspl3
just a FYI:
the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient and to do what they are asked, when you are asked, how you are asked and to perform any and all sexual acts.
the women should never to argue with me, complain about anything to me or about me, raise her voice, sigh, moan, bulk or otherwise show displeasure or unhappiness to me.
I should put that on a placard
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Re: the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient
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Originally Posted by
Virtualbody1234
Which female is that?
all of them
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Originally Posted by
muchspl3
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Originally Posted by
Virtualbody1234
Which female is that?
all of them bitches
Right on!
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Re: the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient
Those Location-Locationians :noes:
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Re: the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient
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Originally Posted by
MagicNakor
:lol:Who would sign that?
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you'll never know what we are here for. :g'ding:
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he is so ahead of his time
E= mc^2 and ass 2 mouth
the same IMO
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I'm not saying a word cos she can see what I'm typing :ph34r:
Jonno :cool:
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Originally Posted by
Jon L. Obscene
I'm not saying a word cos she can see what I'm typing :ph34r:
Jonno :cool:
lol
long time no see jonno
what happen to all the 'old timmers'?
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Re: the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient
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Originally Posted by
Jon L. Obscene
I'm not saying a word cos she can see what I'm typing :ph34r:
Jonno :cool:
Type what you like and smack the taste out her mouth if she's raises up.
I know it's hard but man up and pee standing up ffs.
This be Man Law.
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Re: the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient
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Originally Posted by
muchspl3
the women should never to argue with me, complain about anything to me or about me, raise her voice, sigh, moan, bulk or otherwise show displeasure or unhappiness to me.
I hate it when women bulk, too.
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Re: the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient
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Originally Posted by
limesqueezer
I don't see why Man-Law can't be used in contracts. :dabs:
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I think that people with such pacts only get married because they are christians. U can't be married like this for long. Only unhappy ppl have all planned out when to sex and how many times on some period of time. What is the point in marriage if u live by rules. There are quality rubber dolls on market, they don't talk. :D
Like Bill Clinton said u don't cheat on your wife if u have sex with a whore but woman does cheat on her husband if she has sex with other man.(also a nice pact)
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Originally Posted by limesqueezer
Like Bill Clinton said u don't cheat on your wife if u have sex with a whore but woman does cheat on her husband if she has sex with other man.
He said that :o
Maybe you're thinking of Busyman. He prolly said it. Tho' tbh, I get the two mixed up all the time.
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Re: the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient
:lol: Any man who insists on things like that is going to have a lonely, loooonely life.
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Originally Posted by
SpatulaGeekGirl
:lol: Any man who insists on things like that is going to have a lonely, loooonely life.
......or simply have a very subserviant wife.
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Originally Posted by
Busyman
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Originally Posted by
SpatulaGeekGirl
:lol: Any man who insists on things like that is going to have a lonely, loooonely life.
......or simply have a very subserviant wife.
Sorry, honey, supplies all but ran out in the Victorian era. You see, you can't actually expect a woman do to everything you want when you refuse to do anything for her.
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Originally Posted by
SpatulaGeekGirl
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Originally Posted by
Busyman
......or simply have a very subserviant wife.
Sorry, honey, supplies all but ran out in the Victorian era. You see, you can't actually expect a woman do to everything you want when you refuse to do anything for her.
Sorry, dollface, but that's just mad talk.:stars:
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Originally Posted by
clocker
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Originally Posted by
muchspl3
the women should never to argue with me, complain about anything to me or about me, raise her voice, sigh, moan, bulk or otherwise show displeasure or unhappiness to me.
I hate it when women bulk, too.
Yeah-isn't that required in order to emigrate to Russia, at all, at all.
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Originally Posted by
Busyman
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Originally Posted by
SpatulaGeekGirl
Sorry, honey, supplies all but ran out in the Victorian era. You see, you can't actually expect a woman do to everything you want when you refuse to do anything for her.
Sorry, dollface, but that's just mad talk.:stars:
Look, I know men live in their own little world where girls have naked pillow fight at sleepovers, molest each other during cat-fights and dream of a man that's going to treat them like shit and make them do whatever he wants but unfortunately for you this is all male fantasy and the reason why girls hate you all so much. You just want a substitute for "mommy" who will tell you how great you are with you having to make any effort. Girls will only do you favours and make you happy if they feel you deserve it.
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Re: the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient
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Originally Posted by
Busyman™
Type what you like and smack the taste out her mouth if she's raises up.
I know it's hard but man up and pee standing up ffs.
This be Man Law.
I'll let you tell her that, I just ain't that brave, she might smother me as I sleep with them boobies :lol: .........wait.......what was it I was spose to say? :shifty:
@muchspl3 ..... Good to see you too.....or read you anyway, and less of the old, just call me a "Timer" ....yeah:ermm:
Jonno :cool:
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Re: the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient
Why can't man and woman just admit they are complicating things over a peeed piece of meat. On a rainy day you can as well find a mole hole and wait for an earthquake.
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Ooooh, I'm not sure, but I think you just got burned manky.
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Originally Posted by
limesqueezer
On a rainy day you can as well find a mole hole and wait for an earthquake.
I don't know anyone with that kind of patience.
BTW-
Your analogy also lacks a certain...warmth.
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Originally Posted by
SpatulaGeekGirl
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Originally Posted by
Busyman
Sorry, dollface, but that's just mad talk.:stars:
Look, I know men live in their own little world where girls have naked pillow fight at sleepovers, molest each other during cat-fights and dream of a man that's going to treat them like shit and make them do whatever he wants but unfortunately for you this is all male fantasy and the reason why girls hate you all so much. You just want a substitute for "mommy" who will tell you how great you are with you having to make any effort. Girls will only do you favours and make you happy if they feel you deserve it.
STFU and make me a sandwich. :snooty:
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Originally Posted by
Busyman™
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Originally Posted by
SpatulaGeekGirl
Look, I know men live in their own little world where girls have naked pillow fight at sleepovers, molest each other during cat-fights and dream of a man that's going to treat them like shit and make them do whatever he wants but unfortunately for you this is all male fantasy and the reason why girls hate you all so much. You just want a substitute for "mommy" who will tell you how great you are with you having to make any effort. Girls will only do you favours and make you happy if they feel you deserve it.
STFU and make me a sandwich. :snooty:
One rat and man-seed sandwich, coming right up.
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Woman! You better do what I tell you or you're going to the catbus!
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Re: the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient
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Originally Posted by
SpatulaGeekGirl
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Originally Posted by
Busyman™
STFU and make me a sandwich. :snooty:
One rat and man-seed sandwich, coming right up.
Ok that's a start (you doing what I say). Now we just have to tweek it a wee bit.
Why did the woman have 2 black eyes?
Cause' I had tell her more than twice.
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Originally Posted by
Busyman™
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Originally Posted by
SpatulaGeekGirl
One rat and man-seed sandwich, coming right up.
Ok that's a start (you doing what I say). Now we just have to tweek it a wee bit.
Why did the woman have 2 black eyes?
Cause' I had tell her more than twice.
You have to hit a woman more than twice to give her two black eyes.
Pussy.
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Originally Posted by
Shiranai_Baka
Woman! You better do what I tell you or you're going to the catbus!
Not much of a threat really, considering I'm more than happy to go to the catbus. :dabs:
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Originally Posted by busyboy
Ok that's a start (you doing what I say). Now we just have to tweek it a wee bit.
Why did the woman have 2 black eyes?
Cause' I had tell her more than twice.
Did you enjoy your rat and man-seed sandwich, sir?
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Prolly need some gravel to wash it down with.
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Hmm. SGG I wouldn't bother getting riled at provocative twaddle like this. It's just because they are outshone by women in every facet of their measily little lives that they feel the need to control and dominate us. Them's scared, that's all. It's quite sweet really.
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Originally Posted by
CrabGirl
Hmm. SGG I wouldn't bother getting riled at provocative twaddle like this. It's just because they are outshone by women in every facet of their measily little lives that they feel the need to control and dominate us. Them's scared, that's all. It's quite sweet really.
lawls, ain't dat de truth. :lol:
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The only thing you outshine us men in is sub-servient-ness woman!
