Cunting hell (What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken?)

My laptop got dropped (again) and now it won't charge up, I hope they'll fix it free of charge like last time.

To make this more of a thread than a blog-post, what is the most expensive thing you've broken through carelessness?

Me? I've broken this laptop twice, which makes me a double-idiot.

Alice's heart:(

this one time i left half a can of dr pepper on the dashboard of my dads car. it fell off and he went to grab it and crashed the car lolololololol
















i felt bad until i realised he was going out the driveway and didn't even hit the wall hard enough to scuff the bumper. he's such an emo :dabs:

Spilled liquid (no not cream) on laptop, so i know how you feel.

Went joy riding in dads car as a kid. Ripped open the bottom of it without realizing. Next day my dad goes to work, car jams in the middle of the highway.
Took me a year of work to pay it back and sell everything i loved.

my little soldier it hurt like hell

£220 pounds worth of sony mini disc walkman :cry:

i plugged it into a stack system to record songs on to it, i fucked it up, it would'nt record songs after that. im sure i broke something more expensive once? :unsure:

My Casio Exilim 750 digital cam (around $300 when i bought it). Well i didn't break it but i left it under the sun for a little too long while at the beach and for some reason the inks under the lcd screen started to appear that resembled a collage of some sort. Warranty didnt pay for it supposedly because lcd screens arent covered. bastards.

..well it must have been my ex- Wife's heart..she then divorced me and was given the house by the judge :(

Most expensive I can think of right now is frying a cpu.
I can't even remember how anymore but somehow i ended up with 2 athlon xp 2000+'s when I built my first computer and the first one was only running at 1.2ghz (i didnt know i had to up the fsb to 133, it was at 100) so i swapped them wihtout putting new thermal paste and it fried within about 10 seconds.
I then got a replacement 2200+ :P

My next would be a motherboard i fried, which is also how i ended up with the second 2000+.
I didn't know i needed risers between the motherboard and the case/motherboardtray. :pinch:
When i returned it to the store they were nice enough to give me a new one and let me keep the old fried one.

a £36,000 kidney dialysis machine at my old work. dropped when hungover.

accidentally ran into a glass vase at pier 1 imports..79 dollars

was working in a hospital laundry factory many years ago and we had been slogging hard all day so i thought to get us a break for 15 mins or so id jam a machine by throwing something inside which was a slipper .well the machine jammed alright doh but the slipper caught on fire causing £25,000 worth of damage lucky for me my workmates kept silent

OOps

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You guys are amatures I remember my son dropping my wife's new digital camera on Xmas day and trying to blame the cat . Remember the Shit Can Flow Chart ?



http://ylatis.com/darkon/humor/flochart.html

A big screen TV that fell on my friend (I dint really break it but i was there to laugh at the event)

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You guys are amatures I remember my son dropping my wife's new digital camera on Xmas day and trying to blame the cat . Remember the Shit Can Flow Chart ?



http://ylatis.com/darkon/humor/flochart.html

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:lol:

When I was little, we had an ice storm (which doesn't happen often) and my Dad's truck was completely covered in ice. I went around the whole truck with a hammer breaking it off, real soft like.

The entire truck looked like it had hail damage.

He had to replace all of the body paneling. :pinch:

My dog got ahold of my cell once..300$ down the tube. Other than that I've been pretty fortunate.

My family.

Peace bd

An antique oil lamp when i was about 17. I was cutting a pattern out of fabric on the floor and as i backed up i bumped into the table it was on, It wobbled - toppled - and fell off the table smashing the glass bowl part, to this day she has never been able to find a replacement glass bowly thing. The worse part was that the 1st thing my mum did when she came running at the sound of breaking glass was to burst into tears - I still feel bad even though it was an accident.

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Most expensive I can think of right now is frying a cpu.
I can't even remember how anymore but somehow i ended up with 2 athlon xp 2000+'s when I built my first computer and the first one was only running at 1.2ghz (i didnt know i had to up the fsb to 133, it was at 100) so i swapped them wihtout putting new thermal paste and it fried within about 10 seconds.
I then got a replacement 2200+ :P

My next would be a motherboard i fried, which is also how i ended up with the second 2000+.
I didn't know i needed risers between the motherboard and the case/motherboardtray. :pinch:
When i returned it to the store they were nice enough to give me a new one and let me keep the old fried one.

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:O Thats a coincidence..same thing happened to me, just after following your famous and extensive guide for tweaking windows ( which I can't find here anymore)



j/k :bye:

I once fucked up when changing the beer in a pub I worked at and accidentally poured a whole barrel of Labbatts away.

Didn't you go, "Oh fuck, there's beer in this barrel. I better tip it up again."?

warning: poor punctuation above.

Having said that, Labbatts is Canadian beer and is thus worth about 1/4 of a normal pint. So no great waste then.

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I once fucked up when changing the beer in a pub I worked at and accidentally poured a whole barrel of Labbats away.

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For that evil deed you should have been incarcerated and forced to eat mouldy cheese for 6 months :)

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Originally Posted by Hume's Razor

Didn't you go, "Oh fuck, there's beer in this barrel. I better tip it up again."?

warning: poor punctuation above.

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Something like that.

My manager made me add on a half pint of Labbatts to anyone's bill who looked too drunk to notice. Long story short we ended up with a massive surplus of Labbatts after a month.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by Hume's Razor

Didn't you go, "Oh fuck, there's beer in this barrel. I better tip it up again."?

warning: poor punctuation above.

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Something like that.

My manager made me add on a half pint of Labbatts to anyone's bill who looked too drunk to notice. Long story short we ended up with a massive surplus of Labbatts after a month.

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Very smart move :smilie4:

I once broke an AS400. They're pretty expensive :dabs:

Luckily, it wasn't terminally broken.

Was working night shift in an ESSO garage when a can of coke fell on the till key and sprayed into the computerized till, thus shutting everything down,fuck knows how much it cost but it was closed for 12 hours.

I broke a man once.

Inside.

ermm a forum.

the 20 dollar thread :wub:

the lounge

my dingleberries

is it just a waste of time?

I broke a man's arm by punching it, or something.

how?

I broke a commercial bandsaw back in junior high. Fucked if I know how, but I didn't have to pay for it and learnt the important lesson that I do not belong anywhere near manufacturing equipment.

Edit: Several weeks later, one of the shop teachers sliced his finger off. He didn't learn. :no:

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i broke hairbautts virginity. :P

15000€ MB crashed...but it's nice to have an insurance ;)