Mrs. Effey.

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03-08-2007, 10:51 AM
manker

Mrs. Effey.

Why?

She loves Jonno and Nikki D, but can't stand JPaul.
03-08-2007, 10:52 AM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Mrs. Effey likes jogging but she hates exercise.
03-08-2007, 10:53 AM
Mr. Mulder

Re: Mrs. Effey.

is she hawt? i bet she's hawt :smilie4:
03-08-2007, 10:54 AM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Mrs. Effey would love to go stay in Royal Tunbridge Wells but she definitely won't entertain the thought of flying to Uzbekistan.
03-08-2007, 10:54 AM
Biggles

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Totally bizarre sense of deja vu on this.

Someone please tell me we have done this before :ermm:
03-08-2007, 10:55 AM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

is she hawt? i bet she's hawt :smilie4:

I don't know - never seen her because she doesn't like me :(
03-08-2007, 10:58 AM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

Totally bizarre sense of deja vu on this.

Someone please tell me we have done this before :ermm:

Not on my watch. Maybe in the forumular olden days.

I'd never heard it before last Friday night when teh missus pissed me off with it for about an hour.
03-08-2007, 11:05 AM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Mrs. Effey likes to have Cheese in her mouth - just so long as it's not Red Leicester.
03-08-2007, 11:07 AM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Mrs. Effey might wank you off - but shes far too much of a lady to give you a blow job.
03-08-2007, 11:08 AM
Mr. Mulder

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Mrs. Effey might wank you off - but shes far too much of a lady to give you a blow job.

:sadwalk:
03-08-2007, 11:25 AM
100%

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Manker your blow up doll needs to sleep now.
03-08-2007, 11:30 AM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 100%

Manker your blow up doll needs to sleep now.

She likes those :dabs:
03-08-2007, 11:39 AM
thewizeard

Re: Mrs. Effey.

I really must correct you on this manker, before this thread inevitably becomes "hot", you misunderstood your wife... it's not Mrs. Effey, rather Mrs. FI ( I as in the Dutch pronunciation) Which actually stands for Mrs. F******g Idiot ....
03-08-2007, 11:40 AM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by thewizeard

I really must correct you on this manker, before this thread inevitably becomes "hot", you misunderstood your wife... it's not Mrs. Effey, rather Mrs. FI ( I as in the Dutch pronunciation) Which actually stands for Mrs. F******g Idiot ....

Oh really?

Mrs. Effey definitely doesn't like you :snooty:
03-08-2007, 11:43 AM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Anyhow, I don't have a wife.

Mrs. Effey doesn't like wives, nor husbands - in fact she doesn't like men. However, she would get engaged to a French lady.
03-08-2007, 11:44 AM
thewizeard

Re: Mrs. Effey.

I have the same difficulty, when I visit my friends in England, they tell me I speak with an Edinburgh accent..
03-08-2007, 11:44 AM
thewizeard

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Well maybe she should meet that Chuck fellow..erm.
03-08-2007, 11:50 AM
Jagarga

Re: Mrs. Effey.

fuck you all
03-08-2007, 11:57 AM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Over an hour now since I posted this - and I got it in an hour whilst pished with teh Babycham, so I > y'all.

Maybe Nigel knows it but I think he must have heard it already so while I'm grateful he said nowt, that doesn't count.
03-08-2007, 12:08 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Does Mrs Effey like lollipops, but not ice cream? :blink:
03-08-2007, 12:09 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Mrs. Effey.

I bet she likes me too :happy:
03-08-2007, 12:13 PM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Damnit :lol:

Did you work it out or had you heard it?
03-08-2007, 12:40 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Mrs. Effey.

I worked it out all by myself :happy:

Took me a while though.
03-08-2007, 12:44 PM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I worked it out all by myself :happy:

Took me a while though.

Nice one.

Imagine being the only one of six people who hadn't already heard it - your missus with a smug look on her face whilst delivering the clues and her dad saying stuff like 'I thought you said he was bright'.

I was ready to go Micheal Douglas in Falling Down and take the lot of them out.
03-08-2007, 12:47 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Mrs. Effey.

:lol: Ouch :pinch:

As you know, Mrs Effey hates Michael Douglas, but thought Falling Down was a good movie all the same.

* Once you learn it, you can't stop doing it :blink:
03-08-2007, 12:53 PM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

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Originally Posted by Barbie

* Once you learn it, you can't stop doing it

Very true - feel free to join in once you know it.

===

For the rest of y'all:

Mrs. Effey has lived all her life in a terraced house in Llantrisant - she wouldn't dream of being so extravagant to buy a semi-detached or detached property.

She'd get an appartment - but she doesn't like lifts or stairs.
03-08-2007, 01:00 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Mrs Effey wears dungarees, but she isn't a lesbian.
03-08-2007, 01:11 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Mrs Effey loves bittorrent and was a big fan of kazaa-lite, but thinks that edonkey is a pile of shit.
03-08-2007, 01:18 PM
MCHeshPants420

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Does Mrs Effey like books but hates newspapers?
03-08-2007, 01:20 PM
MCHeshPants420

Re: Mrs. Effey.

I thought this thread was about enoughfakefiles lady friend at first...
03-08-2007, 01:21 PM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

Does Mrs Effey like books but hates newspapers?

Yup.

There's probably thousands of people reading this who haven't got it yet :pinch:
03-08-2007, 01:22 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Does Mrs Effey enjoy hot meals but h8s cewking?
03-08-2007, 01:22 PM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Does Mrs Effey enjoy hot meals but h8s cewking?

:01:

She hates both.
03-08-2007, 01:28 PM
MCHeshPants420

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Mrs Effey was hoping Lille would do over Man Utd last night.
03-08-2007, 01:30 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Mrs Effey gets an extended warranty on all her electrical purchases, but she's not interested in home and contents insurance :no:
03-08-2007, 01:31 PM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

Mrs Effey was hoping Lille would do over Man Utd last night.

The bitch was glad when Barcelona went out to 'that team that's still gonna win fook all this season' :dry:
03-08-2007, 01:33 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Mrs Effey loves nothing more than to lez out but is opposed to all gay rights.

*quite right too
03-08-2007, 01:34 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Mrs Effey likes cunnilingus, but not fucking.

EDIT: I bet you never got that clue in the pub :smilie4:
03-08-2007, 01:34 PM
manker

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Mrs Effey loves nothing more than to lez out but is opposed to all gay rights.

*quite right too

Afraid not :no:
03-08-2007, 01:35 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Mrs. Effey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Mrs Effey loves nothing more than to lez out but is opposed to all gay rights.

*quite right too

:no2:

Mrs Effey is a stickler for spelling and grammar, but punctuation gets right on her tits.

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