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...which would you be.
I'd be Australian. Nice weather, hot girls, not in striking distance of many countries with weapons-of-mass-destruction. Plus, they're better at sports. I like winning.
Please state your current nationality and your next-prefered.
Cheers.
I'd be a niger citizen.
Maybe a Dutch ( Netherlands Citizen )
please state your current nationality,:dry:
Im Canadian... fuck every other nationality.. i wouldnt have it any other way.
I second Jordo's motion
You all know the saying, "if you aint canadian, you receive butt sex from strangers"
Fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by cpt_azad
Peace bd
:OQuote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
Export English... living in the most relaxed land in the world NederWietLand ( the Netherlands)
* sport: They are not the best ,we only allow them to win at sports, to help combat their inborn inferiority complex. ( remember they are all exported British Criminals...)
regarding the hot girls..most of them are English import..
The weather..too hot and ask the population of Darwin..what sort of weather they get at times , or Adster about the excessive heat.
Even your nuke theory you can forget...think of the USA... they will reach you even if you decide to be reincarnated as a citizen of Mars...:yup:
oh and one more thing..you could become an Australian native (Aborigine)..and eat grubs and be suppressed by the Import Australian, while all you want to do is play your digeridoo.
Polynesian
:O You have obviously been reading Margaret Mead..Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
a brilliant choice... :w00t:
Fair points. I don't like Australians anyway....smug bastards.Quote:
Originally Posted by thewizeard:OQuote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
Export English... living in the most relaxed land in the world NederWietLand ( the Netherlands)
* sport: They are not the best ,we only allow them to win at sports, to help combat their inborn inferiority complex. ( remember they are all exported British Criminals...)
regarding the hot girls..most of them are English import..
The weather..too hot and ask the population of Darwin..what sort of weather they get at times , or Adster about the excessive heat.
Even your nuke theory you can forget...think of the USA... they will reach you even if you decide to be reincarnated as a citizen of Mars...:yup:
oh and one more thing..you could become an Australian native (Aborigine)..and eat grubs and be suppressed by the Import Australian, while all you want to do is play your digeridoo.
As for the women, i beleive that you can give most ugly girls a decent haircut and a tan and that helps. not the lobster ones.
s for the nukes...that is my master plan. By the time global destruction kicks in, oil will be used up, so USA will need to allocate resorces accordingly. Firing a rocket 1000's of miles to kill a load of bug-eating homosapiens isnt high on the list.
But,if not Aus, then somewhere in Scandanavia...nice tits.
...Not to speak of the disgusting Australian Beer ..bah Fosters...Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345Fair points. I don't like Australians anyway....smug bastards.Quote:
Originally Posted by thewizeard
As for the women, i beleive that you can give most ugly girls a decent haircut and a tan and that helps. not the lobster ones.
s for the nukes...that is my master plan. By the time global destruction kicks in, oil will be used up, so USA will need to allocate resorces accordingly. Firing a rocket 1000's of miles to kill a load of bug-eating homosapiens isnt high on the list.
But,if not Aus, then somewhere in Scandanavia...nice tits.
I love those Scandanavian Dumb Blondes by the way... a good second choice IMHO :rolleyes:
Not so much, no. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by thewizeard:O You have obviously been reading Margaret Mead..Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Who? :blink:
I just like the idea of living on an atoll, in the tropics. :happy:
I'd be Irish.
They're Scottish with a nicer accent.
..and they play better bagpipes and the whiskey....
If I wasn't my current nationality I would be a stateless person.
Do you see what I did there :smilie4:
Yes, you used flawed logic.Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
An excellent example may I say.
I'm Belgian, living in Scotland and married to a Scot...
This means I'm allowed to have a British passport.
Which means I can use my passport to bully every other nationality on the world
Fact
Dutch / British dual Nationality ftw.
I'd be Scottish or Czech, I'm not sure which.
um, im technically a mutt as it is so i guess one of those
wake up people,
it's simple,
Travel
float
emigrate
/
stay long enough
/
marry
/
make baby
with a foreigner
and your set.
every one is doing it
you too can be a foreigner.
.
:yes:
i would be from monoco, whatever nationality they are. there citazens have it made.
Amen! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JordoR
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Originally Posted by BucktoofAmen! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JordoR
You mean get fucked by every other nationality , don't you ? I 'm teasing with the stereotypes but you get it I think ?
Isn't this the truth?
A Somali arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street
and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country,
giving me housing, welfare, free medical care, and free education!"
The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am East Indian."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in Canada !"
The person says, "I not Canadian, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Canada !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East,
I am not Canadian!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a Canadian?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"
The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."--
Hahah yeah... so true, I'm still proud to be Canadian though :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by peat mossQuote:
Originally Posted by Bucktoof
You mean get fucked by every other nationality , don't you ? I 'm teasing with the stereotypes but you get it I think ?
Isn't this the truth?
A Somali arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street
and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country,
giving me housing, welfare, free medical care, and free education!"
The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am East Indian."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in Canada !"
The person says, "I not Canadian, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Canada !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East,
I am not Canadian!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a Canadian?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"
The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."--
racist :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by peat mossQuote:
Originally Posted by Bucktoof
You mean get fucked by every other nationality , don't you ? I 'm teasing with the stereotypes but you get it I think ?
Isn't this the truth?
A Somali arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street
and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country,
giving me housing, welfare, free medical care, and free education!"
The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am East Indian."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in Canada !"
The person says, "I not Canadian, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Canada !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East,
I am not Canadian!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a Canadian?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"
The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."--
Seconded.
He thinks because it's a joke it's OK tho'.
And also some of his best friends are {insert ethnic minority} and his cousin married a {insert ethnic minority} so he can't be a racist.
Anyway it's true so it isn't racist. In fact it was a {insert ethnic minority} who told him the joke, so it's you who are in the wrong.
I'd want to be a Cimmerian.
Cheese of the Mole Men.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Do that for your desperation.
It writes itself.
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Originally Posted by Chip MonkCheese of the Mole Men.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Do that for your desperation.
It writes itself.
I'm a signature....delightful!:happy:
I've been thinking, i don't want Scandanavia, too expensive and a little cold. Plus, with Scandanavian birds, your 99.7% certain to get pink nipples. Where's the fun in that?
As i live in China, i'd like to say here...but its a dirty shithole with 1.3 billion carbon copies of the first Chinese. Seriously, all the same, just with different haircuts and metabolism speeds. Shave them, you'd need fingerprints to tell them apart. It's a nation of Mr. Potato Head's.
So, i'm gonna be diverse and say New Zealand, as they have mountains and a superior rugby team. Plus, diverse nipple colours. :naughty:
Im An Ozzie...wouldn't have it any other way......
Here Here Roxxy I am with you!
But if I had to Choose it would be Austria, closest thing to name of Australia.
I want to be a Spartan.
Sparta is not a nation, silly.
The above may not actually be fact, I'm too lazy to do any actual research.
I'd be a wookie.
i think id be an aussie
American for sure because I dont act Australian and act more American.,..
:lol: :lol: classic stuff!Quote:
Originally Posted by thewizeard:OQuote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
Export English... living in the most relaxed land in the world NederWietLand ( the Netherlands)
* sport: They are not the best ,we only allow them to win at sports, to help combat their inborn inferiority complex. ( remember they are all exported British Criminals...)
regarding the hot girls..most of them are English import..
The weather..too hot and ask the population of Darwin..what sort of weather they get at times , or Adster about the excessive heat.
Even your nuke theory you can forget...think of the USA... they will reach you even if you decide to be reincarnated as a citizen of Mars...:yup:
oh and one more thing..you could become an Australian native (Aborigine)..and eat grubs and be suppressed by the Import Australian, while all you want to do is play your digeridoo.
I dont know why people think the girls are hot here... most of them are whores (I mean that literitly ) where I live in NSW we dont get the constant heat we do get proper winter weather (which where starting to get now) live up North though in QLD or NT your gonna get stinking hot days everyday
also hahaha the economy here have fun with it and also have fun with how much you pay for your net and your still capped here
for example the highest speed you can get here is 1.5./256 with a 20gig on and 20 gig offpeak cap thats $100 a month go over the cap your shaped to dial up speeds uploads are still fine though so if im ever shaped I used that time to share and seed..
as for sports yes where unbeatable in Cricket and League the Yawnion we suck at atm though...
you have xmas summer time.
The gun laws are great though you can have sex at age 16 and drink at 18 as aposed to the US age 21 and 18 yet you can buy a gun and kill people at age 16
The Aussie slang talk drives me crazy as well as others which is why im not that patriotic
so think twice if you wanna become a Aussie! its not at all that better then anything else