feel free to post thoughts like "how come you never see baby pigeons?" and stuff.
i've always wondered:
how come you never see goths at a football matches? :huh:
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feel free to post thoughts like "how come you never see baby pigeons?" and stuff.
i've always wondered:
how come you never see goths at a football matches? :huh:
how come everyone sees colours differently?
how come there is so much violence in the world?
how come goths be goths?
how come people like porn?
Because they can't get sex :P
Why do greebos wear weird clothes?
how come when i buy something new the next day it goes on special offer at half price.
Barry :D
how come when i buy something i see it cheaper on the way home
how come priests dont fuck?
how come places that mend shoes always cut keys?
How come you don't see white dog turds anymore?
how come i always pull mingers when im smashed
how come so many people watch Friends?
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by chalice@2 June 2003 - 15:49
How come you don't see white dog turds anymore?
i kicked a white dog turd once, thinking it was a rock!
how come when i'm out and about, i always see people from school that i hated.
how come i don't see the people i got on with?
:(
i've never seen white dog turds. :PQuote:
Originally posted by chalice@2 June 2003 - 16:49
How come you don't see white dog turds anymore?
How come..come's come?
how come cats only talk when they no no-ones around?
how come Bender always stays in the bathtub for hours and hours in a row?
Because once he lights all the candles he wants to enjoy himself while he pulls it.Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@2 June 2003 - 17:11
how come Bender always stays in the bathtub for hours and hours in a row?
It's the old wrinkerly fingers routine, You can't get out until :DQuote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@2 June 2003 - 16:11
how come Bender always stays in the bathtub for hours and hours in a row?
Barry
no....that can't be it...he just sits there and reads and smokes...nothing else....
how come my nose starts to itch when I eat fries?
If thats what makes you feel better,you just dont want to believe the
truth .
Or else you wouldnt have asked
"How come Bender always stays in the bathtub for hours and hours in a row? "
Newsflash: after being in the bath for 4 hours and 17 minutes, Bender finally decide to come out!
how come my cats breath smells of cat food!!! :D
Barry
How come most religious people are hypocrites?
Bender is a man who knows how to chill out, Hot Tub, Chilled wine & a truffle, What more can a man ask for. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@2 June 2003 - 16:22
Newsflash: after being in the bath for 4 hours and 17 minutes, Bender finally decide to come out!
Barry
Bender is a man who knows how to chill out, Hot Tub, Chilled wine & a truffle, What more can a man ask for. :DQuote:
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US+2 June 2003 - 17:26--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CELEBS_ARE_US @ 2 June 2003 - 17:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Skweeky@2 June 2003 - 16:22
Newsflash: after being in the bath for 4 hours and 17 minutes, Bender finally decide to come out!
Barry [/b][/quote]
lol, he eats in there too, indeed
sarah michelle gellar saying she wants to do you every which way
Bender is a man who knows how to chill out, Hot Tub, Chilled wine & a truffle, What more can a man ask for. :DQuote:
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US+2 June 2003 - 18:26--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CELEBS_ARE_US @ 2 June 2003 - 18:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Skweeky@2 June 2003 - 16:22
Newsflash: after being in the bath for 4 hours and 17 minutes, Bender finally decide to come out!
Barry [/b][/quote]
... and a soft bj from a young girl (not provided this time). :P
how come 2 socks go in the washing machine, and only 1 comes out? :(
do they go to sock heaven, or are the pixies at it again? :ph34r:
:o Ask the altar boy.Quote:
Originally posted by tite-wad+2 June 2003 - 18:20--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 2 June 2003 - 18:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--crazy_billy_bats@2 June 2003 - 15:47
how come priests dont fuck?
How come people from Poland are called Poles,
but people from Holland aren't called Holes? :huh: [/b][/quote]
Cause Holland is no country... just a state
It's the Netherlands that's why they call people Dutch :lol:
How come the other lane is always driving and i'm still stuck in traffic jam?
Murphy's Law? :PQuote:
How come the other lane is always driving and i'm still stuck in traffic jam?
How come i always run out of shag/tobacco after the shops/bars/gasstations are closed? :huh:
How come people always insist on asking how come?
How come skweeky complains about a clean boyfriend whilst most people would complain about the opposite?
How come cows milk is white while all they eat is green?
How come no matter on how much money i have today, it will be gone tomorrow?
How come hot dogs come in packages of 8 whilst buns come in packages of 10?
How come no one can eat just one potato chip?
How come women look so darn sexy wearing a mans shirt (only of course)?
How come the little curve behind the knee on a woman is so sexy?
How come the 2 little dimples above a woman's behind are so sexy?
How come I cannot go 2 second without thinking about women?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
how come this topic reminds me of the stupid question topic
how come klingons wear pasties on there heads
How come you never see a moth durin the day??
All that light!! :blink:
Then you go to bed, switch on a shitty little lamp and BOSH, a stonking great moth!!! :D
Jonno B)
howcome celebs_are_us watches the same tv as me
:lol: Good Trial ain't it! :lol: :lol:
Just thought that was soooooo true! :lol:
Jonno B)
How come everyone likes sex?