How do you tell one he reeks of wee and should get the fuck away from you, politely?
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How do you tell one he reeks of wee and should get the fuck away from you, politely?
"Get the fuck away from me, you reek of wee!"
Hows this?
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Excuse me dear sir, but I happened to notice that somehow, you have been surrounded by some sort of circle of wee-ish smell. I do not know whether this has something to do with your BO or not, bit I would just like to test it, so if you could please step a couple miles back, so I can be sure it is NOT your BO, I would be very happy.
Many thanks etc.
Get the fuck away from me, you reek of wee.
And also, you're hurting Bo's feelings.
Fuck off! You're sitting on my colostomy bag, twat.
-bd
"You stink of piss, you fucking hobo, get the fuck away from me" usually works for Allen5.
He doesn't hang around when he hears that, so I'm told :smilie4:
He's the one sitting on my bag.
-bd :snooty:
Aileen is a hobo and brotherboobie has had a colostomy? Intaresting :sly:
This is weird. What's the odds of a Swede sitting on my colostomy bag- and
another Swede sitting on Allen's bag, at the same time?
I thought you "guys" were neutral?
-bd
someones sitting on alans bag and it smells like wee? :unsure:
I'm a man, I don't have feelings:snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Just throw some coins into yonder distance.
haven't you seen south park!1 :oQuote:
Originally Posted by 100%
good point, it turned real nasty
On a positive note,
cloth dipped in weee can save your life against mustard gas.
henceb simply regard wee smelling hobos as mobile life savers.
And if there's lyke a global nuclear war wot leaves no food, I guess they can be a handy food-supply as well.
You'll prolly get aids from eating hobo, but still.
the wench often smells of wee:no:
You should like subscribe to this thread then.
There are useful tips.
Hoi. I smell of lady smells and donuts.
I asked Lim and that's what he sez. :snooty:
I already know how to handle it; pick her up, carry her to the bathroom (at arm's length), throw her in the bath and then turn the shower on (while holding my nose).
Where can one rent a Hobo?
I bathe everyday or at least have a weedgie/hoor barth if'n must.
Not that it matters to you plebs, cos I could kill you all with my vulcan death grip if'n wanted. :snooty:
glaswegian showers > *
the manliest way of getting washed. fact.
Wot's that? Do I really want to know (at all)?
-bd
If you were a real man you'd already know.
Prob not, It's the jockish way.
Like say, anything North of Brum doesn't wash.
Ah...Amish.
-bd
Glaswegian shower v.
To mask one's odour using deodorant when you don't have time (or just can't be arsed) to have a shower.
not to be confused with a Glaswegian siesta (a night in a police cell).
That's not an Amish shower. They consider deodorant...pussyish.
Fact.
-bd
meh...shake, spray, go.
mornings, ftw. :happy:
I'd clarify it by asking me best mate, but his head is buried deep in "Hat Full of Sky" and he is making random noises at Big Bro.
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
I asked me cat...he agrees with you. He's such a fag.
-bd
I'm no fag and I'm no cat. :fist:
Dear sir....your lack of hygeniene/incontinence problems are playing havoc with my smelling capabilities.
Either shower, or i will have to Glade Plug you, for the sake of humankind and the folks at the jobcentre.
Thanks, here's 2.50 pounds for a can of Lynx to get you started.
You folk are far too polite fer yer own internet interself lives.
I'd say, "jeeesus christ, sorry about that....Oh no, I didn't, It must be coming from somewhere else" :scowl:
The curb.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Look for one with a sign wot says "Will wurk for food" or similar.
Look out for ones that have signs that say, "Will give blowjob for food." They tend to confuse the two things.
Make sure he has no front teeth, though.
Like you care...Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
-bd :naughty:
???Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Just kick him in the mouth. You'll find one hobo fits all.
Was our advice taken?
Yes.
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Originally Posted by Snee
did it work?