Giraffe meat tastes a lot like swan
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Giraffe meat tastes a lot like swan
Fish can smile
The arse is the largest bone in the human body.
Traffic jams are humanities instinct of simply wanting to hug.
The tallest human being ever was a Greek lassie who liked to wear hats.
this morning i was walking the dog, there were two yorkshire terriers circling each other and rotating independently about 70 metres above the playing field
If all the sponges in the oceans were removed the sea level would rise so much that the Dutch would all have to move to Belgium.
it's possible to light a coal fire by telling it "yo momma" jokes
Tarmac is the treacle flavoured version of Caramac
Plums are poisonous to Wombats.
Jimbo is a sex god.
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Thought they were supposed to be slightly plausible :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Woody Allan invented the penis ring.
There are purple swallows in some parts of Africa.
It is impossible for a half-wit to become POTUS
Putin invented the Pavlova
The Sand Wedge was first used by the Earl of Sand Wedge.
(See how I did a cross thread reference there)
Centrifugal force generated by spinning in circles releases pressure on the brain and temporarily increases thinking capacity.
JRR Tolkien based much of Middle Earth on his childhood holidays to Cornwall.
Michael Moore has all the facts.
Fugley is a term of endearment in the eastern tribes of Uganda
John Edwards Has a snowball's chance in hell of becoming president.
That is not a made up fact though is it?Quote:
Originally Posted by mbucari1
The first computer (by technical definition) was created by the Romans in 20 BC
I think it is :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesThat is not a made up fact though is it?Quote:
Originally Posted by mbucari1
German girls are completely bald from the neck down and have to wear protective underarm covers to retain body heat.
Due to gravity's effect on the joints a human being can shrink by over a foot between getting up and going back to bed.
Tofik Bakhramov was posthumously knighted in 1996.
That's one of the most wonderfully obscure things I have ever seen.
And it's to your credit.
Eskimos have 148 words for air.
Scots have 257 words for hangover.
Identical twins are actually the same person, just slightly out of phase in spacetme.
Dogs can't look upwards.
Stolen :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
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If they had better vocal cords dogs could speak as well as you or I. It's all that's stopping them.
cpt_asda once broke a man's arm like a twig, with a single punch.
The first ever Turkey was made of aluminium and frost.
:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Albania, on the other hand, is made entirely out of snot.
There are a thousand hungry bees for every spoonful of honey you eat.