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self explanatory

I'm your father

Jimbo's penis i pencil thin. That's why he can't please his GF.

you said tell lies.... :)

jimbo enjoys blowjobs from snapping turtles.

you never know....

mbucari is actually a penguin

Jimbo spent last summer hunting whales in the north sea

mbucari put the tart into poptarts :)

jimbo has no sense of smell.

mbucari is a spitting image of Abraham Lincoln.

Jimbo drives a beat-up 1971 volkswagen beetle

mbucari is an anagram of ungrateful american

jimbo put the cunt in Scunthorpe.

JP is an uninspiring, predictable cawklicker.

Wait, that's true.

jp is a gregarious person who enjoys nothing more than playing with 3rd grade boys.

I know how mbucari1 likes his eggs in the morning

mbucari is American

Edit woopsies

JP sleeps with his mommy.

mbucari1 is a rep trading cunt.

Hairbautt is a floridian redneck who is destined to marry his sister.

mbucari likes to pick his nose and eat the snot,
whilst imagining that the snot is a little penguin.

100% enjoys searching for hidden treasures in the local cesspool

crabgirl is too afraid to post.

mbucari1 left the room when getting a red card while playing FIFA 2007 on his XBOX 360 which he stole from his grandma.

Tralala can sing like a lark in the springtime

Craburd has good taste in blokes

So? It's a wonderful way to sing :D

CG has tentacles instead of hands/legs, and participates in Hentai pr0n movies.

JP goes to Hogwarts.

tralalala is a claymation figure

mbucari was born on Mars

tralalala spent last summer as a Hungarian prostitute.

mbucari1 spent last summer with a Hungarian prostitute.

quickjelly chose his alias cuz he was lubing up to masturbate when he joined fst.

After stealing an ice-cream from a little boy, mbucari1 spent 2 months in jail where he got butt-loved daily by a black guy named Dingo.

quickjelly went crazy after he consumed too much quicksilver.

mbucari1 is famous for his role as Mork in the 70's show "Mindy and Mork".

QuickJelly cleans his toilet with his tongue.

mbucari1 has a severe mental illness that causes him to run around in a pink ballerina skirt at 4 am every morning and scream "The toasted bread is in the cd tray!".

Quickjelly graduated in the top 99% of his class

mbucari1 often gets aplauded for his good mouth hygiene.