Once lit my hand on fire only for some few seconds, dame that hurt. I also tried to lit my shoes on fire that didn’t hurt that much but I needed some new shoes
(I were drunk)
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Once lit my hand on fire only for some few seconds, dame that hurt. I also tried to lit my shoes on fire that didn’t hurt that much but I needed some new shoes
(I were drunk)
I once eat a whole packet of hob nobs ! :rolleyes:
Crazy me !
I agreed to be a Mod on this forum...
:ph34r: Sure you weren’t forced to be a mod :ph34r:Quote:
I agreed to be a Mod on this forum...
I took a large sum of money from a double murderer. Particularly nasty murders as it happened.
Wow... I'll never look at Columbo in the same light again!Quote:
Originally posted by JPaul@21 June 2003 - 22:22
I took a large sum of money from a double murderer. Particularly nasty murders as it happened.
i once called the cock of year 11 a tosser in front of the whole class, then spent the rest of the week hiding
so da dave got balls eh?!Quote:
Originally posted by TheDave@21 June 2003 - 21:23
i once called the cock of year 11 a tosser in front of the whole class, then spent the rest of the week hiding
Wow... I'll never look at Columbo in the same light again! [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey+21 June 2003 - 22:23--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 21 June 2003 - 22:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JPaul@21 June 2003 - 22:22
I took a large sum of money from a double murderer. Particularly nasty murders as it happened.
You will be familiar with it. Remember a few years ago, the couple from Aberfoyle.
Last seen shopping in Bearsden, just before Christmas.
so da dave got balls eh?! [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+21 June 2003 - 21:24--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 21 June 2003 - 21:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheDave@21 June 2003 - 21:23
i once called the cock of year 11 a tosser in front of the whole class, then spent the rest of the week hiding
so you understood. i was worried id have to explain cock, i aint good at explaining things
You will be familiar with it. Remember a few years ago, the couple from Aberfoyle.Quote:
Originally posted by JPaul+21 June 2003 - 22:24--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 21 June 2003 - 22:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@21 June 2003 - 22:23
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@21 June 2003 - 22:22
I took a large sum of money from a double murderer. Particularly nasty murders as it happened.
Wow... I'll never look at Columbo in the same light again!
Last seen shopping in Bearsden, just before Christmas. [/b][/quote]
:unsure:
Paddled out in really rough sea's 'drunk' nearly had my lot :blink:
Storm force 9, raging tidal surges, very scary out ther for over an hour......stuck :ph34r: :blink:
Not funny, never to be repeated!
Jonno B)
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Originally posted by JPaul@21 June 2003 - 22:24
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Originally posted by Lamsey@21 June 2003 - 22:23
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@21 June 2003 - 22:22
I took a large sum of money from a double murderer. Particularly nasty murders as it happened.
Wow... I'll never look at Columbo in the same light again!
You will be familiar with it. Remember a few years ago, the couple from Aberfoyle.
Last seen shopping in Bearsden, just before Christmas.
It was all over the news, tho it was 3 or 4 years ago. They were missing for a few weeks starting just before Christmas. Your folks will remember. They lived in Aberfoyle and had a teenage family. He was a small time drug dealer. Got involved in stuff he shouldn't.
It was the first murder case in Scotland where someone was charged before the bodies were found (officially).
Two contributions here.
Once got up for work late (me alarm failed) and was in a tearin hurry......... Raced all the way to work at break neck speed.......... ran, or rather fell up the stairs to the main reception............ then on through the open plan office area.......... and into my office............... ... sat down in front of my pc all sweatin and a puffin.........then shock horror realised I was stark bollock naked!!
During a particular low point in my life I attempted suicide. I decided I would place my head in my Sharp 8321 dual microwave / convector oven. With the intention of endin it all. But of course couldn't get the bloody door shut! :blink:
I once shook up a can loooooads and opened it, it was WILD! :P
you could have used an industrial sized oven, and/or microwave.Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@21 June 2003 - 22:19
Sharp 8321 dual microwave / convector oven
If you had the time to find it, that is.
damnit billy! you posted straight after me! Now nobody will see my post one page one! Ah well, here it is again;
I once shook up a can loooooads and opened it, it was WILD!
:lol:
you pee pee head.Quote:
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@21 June 2003 - 22:30
damnit billy! you posted straight after me! Now nobody will see my post one page one! Ah well, here it is again;
I once shook up a can loooooads and opened it, it was WILD!
:lol:
i opened a bottle of milk then shook it
lolQuote:
Originally posted by TheDave@21 June 2003 - 22:46
i opened a bottle of milk then shook it
damn! you win.
im not very good in the morning so ive decided not to have them between 3am and 12pm are for two things only
make sense you blubbering mess that you areQuote:
Originally posted by TheDave@21 June 2003 - 22:51
im not very good in the morning so ive decided not to have them between 3am and 12pm are for two things only
havent you noticed that even my most spammiest of days dont start till after lunch. thats because its my breakfast time
lolQuote:
Originally posted by TheDave@21 June 2003 - 22:56
havent you noticed that even my most spammiest of days dont start till after lunch. thats because its my breakfast time
oh i love those days - soon to return, soon to return :D
gee guys aint unemployment ok somtimes !? :D :D :D :lol:
I got it even better, the student life!
Waking up, first thing in the after noon, friggin meself off to trisha!
i hate it. it makes weekends depressing. i need a job. help meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
i've worked every saturday for like 3 years (ok not much compared to the oldies - what with the hard grind and all that) - and its a piece of shit. NO MORE THANK U!!Quote:
Originally posted by TheDave@21 June 2003 - 23:00
i hate it. it makes weekends depressing. i need a job. help meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
@Bo: its flickin meself off te trisha !!!!!!!!
I know, but i don't have a bean!
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@Bo: its flickin meself off te trisha !!!!!!!!
why dont you just wank?Quote:
friggin meself off to trisha!
and trishas depressing too, when i watch it i see myself ending up as a guest, i really need a job.
im having a midlife crisis and im 17 help me
dont worry about it man u only 17 !!!
trisha is depressing i know, watched that shit myself, then b*witched and this morning, followed by the news and neighbours, then maybe another sleep or cheers or a video....... (EDIT: *LOL* - we've all done it at some point)
hmmmmmmm....man u'll find one easy enuff trust me
i might be going on holiday in 3 weeks and i got a scary feelin ill pull. that should cheer me up, but i cant go unless i get £100
scary feelin :blink: !!???Quote:
Originally posted by TheDave@21 June 2003 - 23:18
i might be going on holiday in 3 weeks and i got a scary feelin ill pull. that should cheer me up, but i cant go unless i get £100
go on the broo! ;) if only 4 tha summa !!!
weird situation you see.
theres 4 of us, my mate and his bird and my mates fit cousin. me and her have been mates for a few years. i thnk she used to fancy me but then i got pubes and i dont think she did anymore so because im one of her cousins best mates the 4 of us have been hanging round for about a year. its been pretty obvious theres something there but about 6 months ago she told someone she wouldnt want to meet me, then she ended up going out with my brother (bitch). i kept myself to myself then they split up and me and her were freinds again. now im gonna be stuck with her for a week (or 2).
ok here goes......
Hiya well the bus and bike story this is gonna take some typing lol:)...about 4 yrs ago i left for work,at the top of my road there is a crossroads,i spotted the bus coming down the road but misjudged the speed he was traveling at so i had stop in the middle of the junction(error on my half i will admit)i was turning right into a road he was turning right from opposit direction.normal people would give way to a bike especially if they are driving something 40foot long...he didnt,he came round the back of the bike and missed it by a couple of inches,I then turned right looked into my rear view mirror to see his arm out of the window giving the w***er sign,now this to me is the red rag to a bull so i turned the bike around and followed him(bearing in mind he has to stop hes a bus :))once he stopped i pulled up next to him knocked on the window and said"whats your f***ing problem pal!"to which he replied"get on your little tricycle and ride away little man."
"what!!!"
"get on your little tricycle little man and ride away before there is trouble"
with this i then parked my bike infront of the bus and got on,once on the bus i said "right what is your problem"
"oh its you little man,do you know how stupid you look?"
"what"
"infront of all these people you look really stupid."
With this i asked for his badge number so i could report him for abusive behaviour.his response was
"theres my fu**ing number now get of my f***ing bus before there is real trouble."
"Oh yeah what sort of trouble would that be?"(thinking he was gonna call the police which would have been fine by me)
"for starters i will run your bike over"
Next thing i know his glasses have flown out of the window and blood is pouring from nose(i am not a violent person usually and hadnt even realised it was me that had hit him!!!)he then said"right thats it"put the bus in gear took off the handbrake and proceeded to run my bike over!!!!At this point I had 2 choices get in the cab with him and really party or get off the bus and laugh.One little old dear who was sat at the front of the bus had this to say in her statement"The motorcyclist then exited the bus removed his crash helmet and appeared to be giggling to himself!"
The police turned up asked me what happened so i told them(if i get caught its not worth lying to them)they then went and asked the bus driver what happened he said "I dont know i was serving passengers when this big motorcyclist got on the bus and hit me for no reason".suffice to say the police didnt believe him bus at rush hr on its way into town has alot of passengers/witnesses :)...i also got applauded by the bus load of people and several told me that they would have hit him long time before :)).it went to court i was looking at custodial sentence as i had followed the bus then got on they were saying i was the instigator(which in a perverted justice sort of way i suppose i was)but the final outcome was we were both bound over to keep the peace for 6 months because he was being charged with criminal damage as he had intentionally run my bike over.
hehehe, oh hang on, i drive buses! :blink:
i cant think of, (or im to embrassed to say) the stupidist thing i've done.
my friends and i went to blackpool. it was a really wild and windy night and we could see really violent waves coming up over the safety barrier they have to stop people falling over into the sea. we parked the car right next to it so the waves were crashing onto the car and shaking it. all great fun after a bottle of mad dog 20-20, till a police man came along and went crazy at us. apparently the same night, a kid was doing the same, (but not in a car) and had fell over into the sea being beaten to death by the waves. that scared the crap outta me, so needless to say we moved along pretty quickly. :huh:
i got lost in one of those glass mazes at the fair when i was about 18yr old, for about 30 minutes, finally got out and seen my mate was still in there, reduced to a heap on the floor, so i went back in for her. we both got stuck together and had to wait for the little man to come in and get us. (should add, i was on some silly drugs at the time) it was sooo embarrassing, cause the whole fair could see right in there at us. :(
i cant get through a day without doing something stupid, but its been a while since i woke up in a bush or on a roundabout, so i must be getting wiser in my ole age. ;)
The sea is the only thing in this world that can pick you up and throw you around like a rag doll!!Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@22 June 2003 - 10:49
apparently the same night, a kid was doing the same, (but not in a car) and had fell over into the sea being beaten to death by the waves. that scared the crap outta me, so needless to say we moved along pretty quickly. :huh:
I know this as I've been there several times surfing, and one time I got caught in the shore dump :blink: the waves picked me up and slammed me on the pebble beach then dragged me back in, around and round I went (surfers call it the washing machine effect) I honestly though I was a goner, I was rapidly running out of breath and being beaten to a pulp at the same time with absolutley no control what so ever :unsure: :blink:
When I finally got to land, I golf balls on my head and my wetsuit was torn in several places :angry: :(
Bare in mind I'm over 6 foot, 16 stone and a powerful swimmer :)
So there's a lesson, if you never respect anything else, one thing you must.....is respect Neptunes playground!! :)
Be safe :D
Jonno B)
shee at !!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@22 June 2003 - 11:51
I know this as I've been there several times surfing, and one time I got caught in the shore dump :blink: the waves picked me up and slammed me on the pebble beach then dragged me back in, around and round I went (surfers call it the washing machine effect) I honestly though I was a goner, I was rapidly running out of breath and being beaten to a pulp at the same time with absolutley no control what so ever :unsure: :blink:
When I finally got to land, I golf balls on my head and my wetsuit was torn in several places :angry: :(
Bare in mind I'm over 6 foot, 16 stone and a powerful swimmer :)
So there's a lesson, if you never respect anything else, one thing you must.....is respect Neptunes playground!! :)
Be safe :D
Jonno B)
I can tell you two things, Jonno, well, 3.
One - your even more cooler for being a surfer.
Two - Im glad you're still with us after that incident, as im sure other people are too :D :D
Three - 16 stone?
jonno, are you sure youre not just a baby whale? :D
you mean you did'nt know I'm a surfer??Quote:
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@22 June 2003 - 11:53
shee at !!!!!!
I can tell you two things, Jonno, well, 3.
One - your even more cooler for being a surfer.
Two - Im glad you're still with us after that incident, as im sure other people are too :D :D
Three - 16 stone?
the incident was on this day......http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/bigwavesmall80.jpg
See the shore?? :blink:
I'm actually quite glad I'm still here too :D
And yes 16 stone but all muscle :D :lol:
Jonno B)