my nieghbor was using a table saw to cut wood. man those things are loud.
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my nieghbor was using a table saw to cut wood. man those things are loud.
You don't want to know!
girlfriend wanted to have sex.
needy bitch.
Fell out of my bed
Woke up to my alarm clock.
neighbor put loud music.. stupid neighbor.
Woke up when I felt like it and had a cup of fresh brewed coffee. Yummy! I love Sunday mornings.
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
hehe, did you give him permission(pre-approval at an earlier time) or was he brazen about it.
either way, good image. :)
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Was woken up by my noisy nephews and neices. they're young and full of energy even in early morning.
by alarm clock! normal
My cat was licking my arm because he's a fat bastard and wanted to get fed.
I was having a dream sound asleep woke up sore the time and thought SHIT FUCK!!! its that late what a sleep in!
Don't remember waking up....
Holy shit this can still be a dream in itself :fear: WTF!!!
Oh, quite brazen! He might have gotten some too if he hadn't gone about it by saying 'Morning Puss!' while slapping me between the legs :rolleyes:.Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaSlayerQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
hehe, did you give him permission(pre-approval at an earlier time) or was he brazen about it.
either way, good image. :)
On topic- >
Was woken up by my noisy nephews and neices. they're young and full of energy even in early morning.
I woke up to my wife using her hair dryer as she got ready to work...then I went back to sleep because my lazy arse had the day off.
by an alarm at 4:45am :dabs:
Dam garbage trucks
Had this disturbing dream....woke up for a moment...checked the time..thought of sleeping back..but then.. cancelled ;)
Same as most days....by an early, unwanted phonecall....:dabs:
My weekday morning wakeup call sounds utopian in comparison! I get woken by my husband standing in front of the bed with my dressing gown saying 'get up!!!' and then I get out of bed, put my arms into it, wrap it around him and give him a squeeze and a kiss and then he scuttles off to finish getting ready for work.
You may now vomit freely.....
he'd prefer a blow job :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
What's that?
He said:-
"HE'D PREFER A BLOW JOB":smilie4:
I know, perhaps I should have said 'what's one of them?'
Sorry, I can't help myself, it's a form of tourettes :happy:
If it's any consolation I thought it was much better second time around. Must be the capitals.
i'm still sleeping
Ah a blow job... I've not had one of those in ages
mobile phone alarm clock ! that usual going to work feeling !!
My little boy hit me round the head with an action man. The he jumped on me.
Not good.
A fucking alarm clock, like a normal person, apparently none of you are normal
butthole ache.
My mummy says I'm special :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by zaa730
my 2 y.o. daughter singing "twinkle twinkle little star" at the top of her voice :wub:
Awww!
alone, feeling lonely...only friend my PC...and off course so late:)
I haven't slept yet :ph34r:
I guess if you think making up sob stories for an FTN invite, and editing your speedtest b/c you think no one will notice it, is normal, then we're not normal.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by zaa730
It's not normal to be fucked by your alarm clock either, tbh :ermm:
No one on this board is "normal".