is that why God, herself, put our balls on the outside?
Neil
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is that why God, herself, put our balls on the outside?
Neil
This is a brave thread dude :lol:
I ain't saying nothing :ph34r:
Jonno B)
:P If they weren't on the outside, what would we stand around scratching all the time?Quote:
Originally posted by Neil__@25 July 2003 - 18:05
is that why God, herself, put our balls on the outside?
Neil
:lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by tite-wad@25 July 2003 - 23:14
:P If they weren't on the outside, what would we stand around scratching all the time?
That is so true..........I hope :blink: :lol:
Jonno B)
Sorry to inform you that God HAS to be a man.Quote:
Originally posted by Neil__@26 July 2003 - 01:05
God, herself, .....
Jesus was born from Mary, right?
Jesus was also Gods son.
So unless God and Mary were lesbians, and they had in vitro fertilisation in that era, God had to be male.
Quite frankly, I just think that Mary dearest just had a little hanky panky on the side, and she invented that story about the Holy Ghost stopping by in order not to get caught.
Ron, you appear to have a tongue stuck in your cheek.
Want some ketchup to help get it out?
I told you this was a brave thread ;)
I may have to Jack it to stop flame :D
Jonno B)
I feel a Rubber fly coming on! :o :D
Flanking Positions!!!
:P :D :D :ph34r: :ph34r:
Jonno B)
:( I made an attempt, but apparently failed ...Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@25 July 2003 - 18:37
I may have to Jack it to stop flame :D
Jonno B)
- G'luck Jonno! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/thmbup.gif
Affirmative Red Leader, Ruber Fly, All systems are Go :lol:
Sticks!!!!
BAYONETS!!!!
:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
Jonno B)
Amen!Quote:
Originally posted by Ron@25 July 2003 - 16:32
Sorry to inform you that God HAS to be a man.
Jesus was born from Mary, right?
Jesus was also Gods son.....
Besides, "our FATHER who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name...".
Er, a only a few here will know "Father Nelson", and his "Ow Fathers"....
The pain of childbirth is equal to all of the ball accidents a man has during his lifetime. Actually, it is unequal, now that I think of it. You know, every time a testicular injury occurs, it is like giving birth to a child. So men give birth more than women!
It's a Go!! Go go GO
Deploy Fly Man!!!
:ph34r: :ph34r: :D
Jonno B)
Roger Roger Fly Man Deployed
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Sheringham...6215422_40.jpg
I think we should increase the flood control for these two...
maybe two days should do it...
:rolleyes:
Did we do it??? :D
Lamsey, time for your official jack pic :D
Jonno B)
I refuse to indulge you :P
CELEBS ARE US - Split in two.... http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/jump1.gifhttp://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/jump2.gif
Me thinks this place is gonna be a whole lot funner! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif
Oh my good night.... :blink:
Ahh! Another little job done :D
See, peace through very silly posting :D
Jonno B)
Spam.
Me.
Please.
Oh I changed my mind.
Sorry if I threatened any males around here.
Neil.
P.S.
To all girls who want to know how.
Grab (hard)
Twist (as you tighten)
and
Pull (Don't let go as you run away)
>_< Sounds like you've used that tactic yourself... several times too I'd guess.Quote:
Originally posted by Neil__@25 July 2003 - 19:19
Grab (hard)
Twist (as you tighten)
and
Pull (Don't let go as you run away)
Did'nt feel threatend, just could see it getting nasty in here :)
Another good one is grab the armpit hair and twist hard :D
Jonno B)
Wht couldn't God be female?
Neil.
Well....
- There is no god.
- See # 1
Your God is Female.Quote:
Originally posted by tite-wad@26 July 2003 - 01:30
Well....
- There is no god.
- See # 1
Neil.
:blink:
Why are you trying to kill this thread.
Just by being arseholes.
Wow it feels great up here.
Neil.
:rolleyes: Replying to a thread hardly "kills it" - quite the opposite - it bumps it up.
You're just paranoid. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/nerves.gif
;) Must be time for your medication again.
wouldn't that be a godess by definition then?Quote:
Originally posted by Neil__@26 July 2003 - 02:33
Your God is Female.
Neil.
Hang on...
Male
Female
Shemale
....I wonder........
Could it be? :blink:
But what you name a shemale God? :unsure:
I think "just call me God" would be good enough for anyone.
Neil
When i was 8 and my mum was preggers with my little bro i said"mum whats it like to have a baby?"she said
"son hold your bottom lip"which i did, then she said"pull it over your head till it reaches your neck" :blink: :blink: :blink:
:blink: Just what have you been drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting-up Neil__???
Must be some damn powerful stuff! :wacko:
Women have multiple orgasms.
Giving birth is the price they have to pay for that.
You miss my point ron.Quote:
Originally posted by Ron@26 July 2003 - 02:01
Women have multiple orgasms.
Giving birth is the price they have to pay for that.
If God was a man he would have put our balls on the inside.
Neil
Aren't they on the inside when we're born??? :blink:
Well,if you're serious about the subject...
Our testicles are on the outside, because our semen needs to be lower than bodytemperature in order to remain active.
They need an airflow to keep cooler.
That's why tight jeans are bad for fertility.
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/wtf.gif
When did you become Mr. Serious Egghead guy?? :blink:
There's only one thing I'd disagree with. I think Mary was a f*cking idiot (maybe blond?)
I think that (and 3 Dead Trolls in a Baggie puts it the best) Joseph's neighbor knocked on the door while Joe was out herding sheep, and said to Mary, "I am God, f*ck me."
I think Mary did the whole "droppin' the jaw" thing, and f*cked him silly. Then I think Mary found Joe, told him, and Joe (who had been out herding sheep too long) was also a nincompoop, and believed the story also.
Also, I can easily explain the whole virgin thing. Back then, everyone ran around on horses. I think that Joe's neighbor must have been riding on horses so long his dick became tiny. I think that although he did have sexual relations with THAT woman, nothing happened to her precious virginity.
Now, shall we begin the flaming?